Bloody Halloween!

[Tank]

One part of halloween that DIDNT make it from the US is the 'jack o lantern'

In the US - if you have one out the front then you are a 'Halloween house' and will have candy etc.

If you have no jack o lantern then you aren't a Halloween house and people don't knock.

I far prefer the 'opting in' approach as opposed to the Kiwi - we will knock on every fuckers door till we get our candy unless they have a sign out the front.

[Tank]

3 hours ago I would've probably agreed... but that was before I went for my morning walk and met a cute young thing with great boobs squeezed into a little devils outfit. Now, I'm all for it

The fact that she was 8 years old didnt worry you?

[slofox]

If, like me, you are a crabby old man who lives alone, the little buggers never come near you....ht. ht. ht........

[Mully]

I far prefer the 'opting in' approach as opposed to the Kiwi - we will knock on every fuckers door till we get our candy unless they have a sign out the front.

Great idea. We had a little turd last year that knocked and decided that we didn't get to the door quickly enough so TRIED THE DOOR.

Little cnut.

I fucking hate Halloween. I fail to see why I should subsidise the lolly intake of the local reprobates.

[imdying]

The fact that she was 8 years old didnt worry you?

If an 8 year old can grow boobs like that, then booooy did I waste my primary school years

[slofox]

Speaking of Jack o' Lanterns....scope this one out.......

[AllanB]

3 hours ago i would've probably agreed... But that was before i went for my morning walk and met a cute young thing with great boobs squeezed into a little devils outfit. Now, i'm all for it

what part of christchurch??????

[Bren]

My wife is throwing a halloween party at the local library where she works...I was thinking I might go dressed up as a KKK member....don't think it will go down well in Brotaki!!!!

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[AllanB]

I've got kids coming over for a party - watch a scary movie and pig out on treats. They will have fun and not end up knocking on doors.

Lots of parties happening for the late teens and early 20's tonight.

Just a bit of fun for the young ones.

[Trollkid]

We have two dogs that do a tag team. The cute little Jack Russell lures them in ...then the Rotie comes around the corner barking. For some reason that don't come past the gate and they don't come back.

[gijoe1313]

Bah. Humbug. Mmmm humbugs, been a whiles since I had one of them .. wonder if I can do swopsies with the little tykes so I can lay my greasy, grubby mitts on some sweets I haven't eaten in ages!

[jim.cox]

Maybe it'd be easier to just feed the little feckers...

Nah, just Taser the fuckers

[rainman]

I don't do Halloween - bloody imported celebrations for retail purposes piss me off!

I always struggle to see the difference between "trick or treat" and "demanding with menaces". My teenager informs me that "no-one actually follows through on the threat of a trick, dad". So it's a thoroughly NZised Halloween, then?

The water pistol is loaded and waiting by the front door.

Hmmm. Perhaps I should get my blowpipe down! Get the little bastards before they get to the front door.

When I was young, we were all too busy blowing things up in early November to have time for other amusements. Now that Guy Fawkes has been bowdlerised and emasculated , kids naturally have lost interest.

It's a good point you make there. Ah, I fondly remember blowing things up. Rockets. Those big bang things that looked like only slightly downsized sticks of dynamite. Making our own bigger and better versions by extracting all the gunpowder from a bunch of bought ones. The fact we could buy explosives from the corner dairy. Or charcoal, saltpetre and sulphur from the chemist, at the same time - and the chemist would just tell us to have fun. Wasn't only early November, though... we had "chemistry sets", and I'm not talking Johnny's little P lab...

Nah, this is Papakura east, they'd just tag my fence, torch my car and rape my cat...

LOL!

[MIXONE]

364 days of the year we say don't take lollies off strangers and on the 365th it's.........

[Donor]

*tcoh*

5 spawn of ethnic brethren from across the waves arrive on my doorstep.

Out at the gate is a people mover with mum, dad, aunty and nana watching on.

Gave the little bastards an apple and told them to share.

Don't think they were that impressed.

But given they have exceeded their carbon footprint, and hadn't even tried to wear anything like a costume, I think it was a magnanimous gesture...