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    Got another (non-bike) license

    Ladies and Gentlemen,
    Street Gerbil is now officially certified to operate forklifts.
    Company policy.
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    Quote Originally Posted by Street Gerbil View Post
    Ladies and Gentlemen,
    Street Gerbil is now officially certified to operate forklifts.
    Company policy.
    Welcome to the club!

    It was also company policy where I used to work for us to have our hoist certs, both for fork hoists and for stock pickers.

    The stock picker was fun, but I am not a fan of hoists, so I fixed that problem.

    When it came time to test, I did mine on the small 2,500kg electric one, meaning while everyone else is rated to 15,000kg hoists, I am only rated for small hoists up to 2,500kg... of course, we had nothing that small at work, so oh dear, no hoist work in the rain for me!

    Muhahaha...
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    Congrats .. always good to get these things when other people are paying.

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    Welcome to the club (x2). I have been driving them for about 9 years now and always love forklift work. I am seriously thinking about becoming a trainer to teach people the skills needed for forklift driving...

    ...Keep the rubber on the road (or more to the point the yard) and dont turn around fast with your mast up high....


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Redneck View Post
    and dont turn around fast with your mast up high....
    i can vouch for that. it's easy to get complacent at 2or3 in the morning (after 8+years forklift driving),when you're feeling a little tired.

    what brands do you guys drive?
    the company i work for,has just changed to "linde",and they are very comfortable and ergonomic compared to the non adjustable seat,old hunks of junk we were driving.

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    We also got Linde: H50 and a cute little thing called R17X.
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    I have been driving what was (for a while) a brand new nissan 18 petrol, its an awesome machine for a baby, super responsive and the mast is still as tight as after 6000 hours, its good having new gear
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    Quote Originally Posted by lb99 View Post
    I have been driving what was (for a while) a brand new nissan 18 petrol, its an awesome machine for a baby, super responsive and the mast is still as tight as after 6000 hours, its good having new gear
    unfortunately,our gear doesn't stay in good nick very long,as it gets used 24/7,in some pretty tight spaces,and by some people who couldn't care less.

    just out of curiousity,is it everybodies company policy to wear seat belts?
    that has just been implemented in the last three months at my work.it's a real pain in the butt,cause we have to get on and off very frequently.

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    I have driven Crown, Toyota, Komatsu, Hyster, Nissan and EB forklifts. Best one for me has been the Toyotas by far, Crown are good to drive too with the controls just by your right hand side instead of by the steering column, worst one is EB, which is a Chinese Toyota knockoff...

    I have also gained experience on reach trucks and love using them....

    Never had to wear a seatbelt on a forklift, although probably should...


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    Quote Originally Posted by naphazoline View Post
    just out of curiousity,is it everybodies company policy to wear seat belts?
    that has just been implemented in the last three months at my work.it's a real pain in the butt,cause we have to get on and off very frequently.
    At my last refresher, it was OSH regulation to wear one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Redneck View Post
    I have driven Crown, Toyota, Komatsu, Hyster, Nissan and EB forklifts.

    Never had to wear a seatbelt on a forklift, although probably should...
    I have done many hours on crown electrics, I found the side controls too low for comfort (aways having a slumped shoulder = pain), I always prefered the good old 3 stick myself, play it like a piano.
    also the crowns were too clever for their own good, they used to piss me off something wicked with their lift, seat and tilt sensors, and silly led display. I want my machine to do exactly what I ask of it, even if I am wrong.

    I have never been required to wear a seatbelt, and I notice the alert on my current ride has been disabled...
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    Quote Originally Posted by naphazoline View Post
    unfortunately,our gear doesn't stay in good nick very long....by some people who couldn't care less

    that fucks me right off, people with no mechanical sympathy should not be allowed anywhere near machines.

    I work for a small construction company, we have 9 diggers, 8 dumptrucks, 15 utes, and plenty of assorted heavy and light equipment, and everything is fucked in some way or other, even the workshop heater it drives me nuts, some days I get soooo septic...... useless cunts .......
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    Quote Originally Posted by lb99 View Post
    that fucks me right off, people with no mechanical sympathy should not be allowed anywhere near machines. .......
    and the ones who fuck it are generally the biggest whingers.
    the trouble at my work is,that fonterra has too much money to waste,and none of it is theirs,so they don't care either.

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