What do you do when your bird says the 'L' word...

[Fatt Max]

Oh dear, she's only gone and said it...

Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. You have to swap the bike for 'something sensible, like a nice Toyota" and beer is only allowed in a glass at the interval during a show like Mama Mia or Phantom of the Frikken Opera.

So, how does one wriggle out of this sad existance......

[jimbo600]

Reach for the black and yellow handle and bang outta there brother. That bird's unrecoverable.

[Aero165]

Excuse my ignorance but whats the "L" word?

[PrincessBandit]

Excuse my ignorance but whats the "L" word?

Lesbian of course!

[smoky]

She said the 'L' word to show you how much she loves you.
It's your turn now - show her how much she means to you;

Have wild sex with her in the garage then put the bike in the bedroom - she'll feel loved but still know what the pecking order is.

Important - get her dad into motorbikes, or run him over with one
wink at her mum every now and then - it really confuses them

[sinfull]

Oh dear, she's only gone and said it...

Now, Saturday nights are spent at 'her' parents place having dinner and shit like that. You have to swap the bike for 'something sensible, like a nice Toyota" and beer is only allnwed in a glass at the interval during a show like Mama Mia or Phantom of the Frikken Opera.

So, how does one wriggle out of this sad existance......

It's too late bro !!! Sounds to me you gonna let the lower brain make the decision anyway ! Can't wait to see your posts when teh tap gets turned off after she has controll !

Song in there somewhere !

[Rob Taylor]

If she doesnt like bikes ,your screwed if you stay...Find a womam that likes what you do,,dont be stupid,,,RUNNNNNNN

[Fatjim]

Tell her the truth, she will respect you for it.

[Usarka]

If you're still around and asking this question it means that are beyond hope. Ie you are screwed. You obviously have to look to other people to tell you how to live your life and she is nicely filling that role for you.

Accept your fate, it comes in the form of a thumbprint on your scalp.


And how many times have i told you to put the forks in the dishwasher seperate to the knives. And they must be up the right way. Can't you do anything right?

[smoky]

Tell her the truth, she will respect you for it.

Or tell her a really good lie and pretend she still respects you

[sAsLEX]

Where is the waste 4 years of your life reciprocating to be dumped at the drop of the hat option?

[AllanB]

Buy a Honda - then she will know why you did not respond.

Ha ha ha Honda joke.


What the F - dang now I'm making Honda jokes

[AllanB]

Buy a Honda - then she will know why you did not respond.

Ha ha ha Honda joke.


What the F - dang now I'm making Honda jokes

Oh ha bloody ha another 'gay' Honda joke what a knob

[gammaguy]

if she really loves you,she,ll love the bikes too.

if she doesnt really love you,she,s just saying it so she can get her share of gratuitous,kinky and frantic sex from you as often as possible.

my advice is to exploit both scenarios vigorously

[sinfull]

And how many times have i told you to put the forks in the dishwasher seperate to the knives. And they must be up the right way. Can't you do anything right?

Janet ??? Is that you ? Haven't heard from you since our kids came of age !!! Awwww hehe haha bwahahahaha the control factors grew up huh ?

Oh ha bloody ha another 'gay' Honda joke what a knob

Second sign is hair growing on your palm !