Fu#k my cat stinks.

[98tls]

Some may recall my "Spca cat from hell turns out a big softy" thread,all has been good until just latelySee hes of the Hairy kind and it seems dont give a toss if he carries a bit of his own waste round in the vicinity of his arseand fuck it stinksgrabbed some welding gloves and tried giving him a shower but methinks i should have put a wetsuit on cause the fucker went ballistic and i thought it better for all involved if i just opened the door and let him fuck off and think about it awhile,since hes returned home ive approached him with the scissors but the look in his eye spelt trouble so ive returned them to the drawer,my dog i guess is hoping that this spells the end for "the clawed one" but hes mistaken,what to do?

[martybabe]

I dunno what you do but it was bloody funny to read.

Good luck mate.

[stify]

Some may recall my "Spca cat from hell turns out a big softy" thread,all has been good until just latelySee hes of the Hairy kind and it seems dont give a toss if he carries a bit of his own waste round in the vicinity of his arseand fuck it stinksgrabbed some welding gloves and tried giving him a shower but methinks i should have put a wetsuit on cause the fucker went ballistic and i thought it better for all involved if i just opened the door and let him fuck off and think about it awhile,since hes returned home ive approached him with the scissors but the look in his eye spelt trouble so ive returned them to the drawer,my dog i guess is hoping that this spells the end for "the clawed one" but hes mistaken,what to do?

wipe the poor fuckers arse when it has a dump....wot's with wearing welding gloves,wot a pussy

[Daffyd]

Chuch him in the front loader...delicate cycle should do it!

[Skyryder]

Ring SPCA they might have an answer.


Skyryder

[98tls]

Ring SPCA they might have an answer.


Skyryder

Do the right thing and i get shat on.

[Skyryder]

I dunno what you do but it was bloody funny to read.

Good luck mate.

Yep nothing like cat stink to make a laugh...................but only if its someone elses cat.

Skyryder

[98tls]

wipe the poor fuckers arse when it has a dump....wot's with wearing welding gloves,wot a pussy

Mate this thing is not fond of water it seems,funny really as it spends plenty of time gazing into the fish pond

[piston broke]

Mate this thing is not fond of water it seems,funny really as it spends plenty of time gazing into the fish pond

yeah but it's lookin at the water with a different eye

[Winston001]

Here ya go, have a scroll through this, lots of advice and not a single mention of a welding glove......

http://kitten.com.my/forum/behaviour...t-poo-poo.html

[nallac]

man, i hate stinking pussys too.

[Daffyd]

man, i hate stinking pussys too.

I was wondering how long it would be.

[stify]

Mate this thing is not fond of water it seems,funny really as it spends plenty of time gazing into the fish pond

they is a funny breed....wouldn't swap me spca moggy for anything...he's a farkin mint cat

[Skyryder]

Here ya go, have a scroll through this, lots of advice and not a single mention of a welding glove......

http://kitten.com.my/forum/behaviour...t-poo-poo.html

Don't forget to wear a nose peg. I could smell the stench from the forum. Nothing on there about controlling the cat. You could ring the local Chinese.takeaway.......they might have some ideas on this...........like a permanent solution

Skyryder

[Trudes]

If it's because there's a lot of fluff around his bum it could be getting stuck in it. Maybe give your pussy a little trim or pin it down and shave it!