Fu#k my cat stinks.

[98tls]

If it's because there's a lot of fluff around his bum it could be getting stuck in it. Maybe give your pussy a little trim or pin it down and shave it!

No shit Trudes,mate you come over and try and pin it down,going back to the original thread on this cat,it wasnt in segregation for nothing,when it gets fucked off the whole street knows about it,serious,when i turned the shower on and it went off the fucken dog lept off the couch and pissed off outside.

[stify]

You could ring the local Chinese.takeaway.......they might have some ideas on this...........like a permanent solution

Skyryder

well that's just put me chicken fried rice plans for tea tonight on hold

[98tls]

Don't forget to wear a nose peg. I could smell the stench from the forum. Nothing on there about controlling the cat. You could ring the local Chinese.takeaway.......they might have some ideas on this...........like a permanent solution

Skyryder

Now your talking,Chinese = suitcase,hmmmm food for thought.

[scumdog]

If it's because there's a lot of fluff around his bum it could be getting stuck in it. Maybe give your pussy a little trim or pin it down and shave it!

I concur.

Head into a gumboot (the cats, NOT yours!), leather gloves, sharp scissors and crutch the little bugger..
And don't forget to sterilize the scissors afterwards.

[98tls]

I concur.

Head into a gumboot (the cats, NOT yours!), leather gloves, sharp scissors and crutch the little bugger..
And don't forget to sterilize the scissors afterwards.

When your passing through by all means call in and try mate,me and the dog are quite happy to watch.Mate this is the real deal and far nastier than some outta line Balcluthein with to much black sambuca in his gut.Bring a taser eh.

[Trumpess]

Oh tooo funny!!

You might have to cage him, take him to a vet and they can surgically remove the hair for you!

I thought you may have learnt during childhood that cats and water don't mix, let alone sissors

[Mom]

Head in gumboot is a good one, we castrated pigs once by putting them heads into a 44 gal drum... I once had to bath a cat that had fallen into a drum of waste oil, I am sure I still have the scars.

Take the cat to the vet mate, get him/her to remove offending solid matter from fanny fur. Cat will hate him not you. At least there is a solution, our friggen cat just innocently farts, but nothing removes that odour, it sticks to your nostril hairs for hours

[1 Free Man]

Some may recall my "Spca cat from hell turns out a big softy" thread,all has been good until just latelySee hes of the Hairy kind and it seems dont give a toss if he carries a bit of his own waste round in the vicinity of his arseand fuck it stinksgrabbed some welding gloves and tried giving him a shower but methinks i should have put a wetsuit on cause the fucker went ballistic and i thought it better for all involved if i just opened the door and let him fuck off and think about it awhile,since hes returned home ive approached him with the scissors but the look in his eye spelt trouble so ive returned them to the drawer,my dog i guess is hoping that this spells the end for "the clawed one" but hes mistaken,what to do?

Don't be wasteful man!! rub it's arse on the inside of your visor it's supposed to stop it fogging up. or you could cut of a nob of shit and carry it around in your jacket pocket for those foogy moments that you didn't allow for.

[Pussy]

I concur with Mom, Mike! A visit to the vet is required. Cat thinks the vet is a cunt, and you're the hero in the cat's eyes when you take him home

[PrincessBandit]

Well I'm going to be Mrs. Serious here. Is the cat healthy otherwise? If it's something that's only started recently it could be a sign of a tummy upset or other such health issue.
The only time we were gagging like a skunk had sprayed us (oops, sorry Skunk) was when our dog returned home from a walk down the beach having rolled in decomposing seagull. Even my husband, who has a cast iron constitution when it comes to shitty smells, could barely stop himself from throwing up.

[98tls]

Well I'm going to be Mrs. Serious here. Is the cat healthy otherwise? If it's something that's only started recently it could be a sign of a tummy upset or other such health issue.
The only time we were gagging like a skunk had sprayed us (oops, sorry Skunk) was when our dog returned home from a walk down the beach having rolled in decomposing seagull. Even my husband, who has a cast iron constitution when it comes to shitty smells, could barely stop himself from throwing up.

Yep hes well healthy mate,currently upside down on the floor in the lounge happily zzzzzzzzz.As for his stomach its full of Whiskas best.Thinking i may well wait until hes truely in the land of nod don the camo gear and approach offending rear end with scissors drawn.

[Pussy]

Best of luck.... sounds like you're going to need it!

[98tls]

Best of luck.... sounds like you're going to need it!

Cheers mate,might just duck out and borrow the local churches cross and whilst there fill a bottle with Holy water in case it wakes up mid snip.

[Pussy]

One of our four cats is a bastard to give a worm tablet to... I've normally got to visit A & E for a blood transfusion after any attempt I make to administer one

[enigma51]

When your passing through by all means call in and try mate,me and the dog are quite happy to watch.Mate this is the real deal and far nastier than some outta line Balcluthein with to much black sambuca in his gut.Bring a taser eh.

We have one cat that hates water the trick is to get it in the shower with you and dont turn it on full blown power and make sure it cold for you but not cold at the first touch.

Make sure you dont let it get close to you either ie want to find shelter using you as a climbing pole and speak to it in a calm manner. So be firm but kind.



And it might pay to clip the claws a little before the time and afterwards a treat like raw meat or something

PS My wife is still laughing I might need to get a doctor cause i dont think she's not going to stop.