Fu#k my cat stinks.

**98tls** · 2nd November 2008, 20:35

Originally Posted by Pussy

One of our four cats is a bastard to give a worm tablet to... I've normally got to visit A & E for a blood transfusion after any attempt I make to administer one

2 words mate,welding gloves........they dont work.

**Pussy** · 2nd November 2008, 20:38

Originally Posted by 98tls

2 words mate,welding gloves........they dont work.

I'm actually a boilermaker/welder by trade, and I've still got all my kit including a welding jacket from before I went full time flying some 20 odd years ago... tried that to, bloody hopeless. All we get is a cat with a smug look on it's face and me torn to shreds

**enigma51** · 2nd November 2008, 20:42

Dogs have owners cats have terrorist that occasionaly feeds them

**98tls** · 2nd November 2008, 20:42

Originally Posted by enigma51

We have one cat that hates water the trick is to get it in the shower with you and dont turn it on full blown power and make sure it cold for you but not cold at the first touch.

Make sure you dont let it get close to you either ie want to find shelter using you as a climbing pole and speak to it in a calm manner. So be firm but kind.

And it might pay to clip the claws a little before the time and afterwards a treat like raw meat or something

PS My wife is still laughing I might need to get a doctor cause i dont think she's not going to stop.

Mate your winding me up?I speak to it and it hissssis back in tongues,thinking i would be better off spraying his arse with air freshner and adopting the "live and let live" thing.

**enigma51** · 2nd November 2008, 20:46

Originally Posted by 98tls

Mate your winding me up?I speak to it and it hissssis back in tongues,thinking i would be better off spraying his arse with air freshner and adopting the "live and let live" thing.

No but i would love to read the story after you come out of hospital

**98tls** · 2nd November 2008, 20:46

Originally Posted by Pussy

I'm actually a boilermaker/welder by trade, and I've still got all my kit including a welding jacket from before I went full time flying some 20 odd years ago... tried that to, bloody hopeless. All we get is a cat with a smug look on it's face and me torn to shreds

My riding gear hasnt been cleaned for years so maybe don that grab the bastard and hit the shower,visor down.

**Pussy** · 2nd November 2008, 20:47

Originally Posted by enigma51

Dogs have owners cats have terrorist that occasionaly feeds them

We're just staff to the four furry little bastards that occupy our house....

**98tls** · 2nd November 2008, 20:48

Originally Posted by enigma51

No but i would love to read the story after you come out of hospital

May well be my imagination but my dog keeps lookin at my lighter as if to say "burn the fucker".

**Pussy** · 2nd November 2008, 20:48

Originally Posted by 98tls

My riding gear hasnt been cleaned for years so maybe don that grab the bastard and hit the shower,visor down.

Been nice knowing you, Mike.... we'll miss you!

**enigma51** · 2nd November 2008, 20:49

Originally Posted by Pussy

We're just staff to the four furry little bastards that occupy our house....

4? fuck that i said no after our girl cat she's a real women alright!

**Pussy** · 2nd November 2008, 20:52

Originally Posted by enigma51

4? fuck that i said no after our girl cat she's a real women alright!

Yep, Four! Me and Gassit Girl are suckers for cats. They rule our house, however

**enigma51** · 2nd November 2008, 20:55

Originally Posted by Pussy

Yep, Four! Me and Gassit Girl are suckers for cats. They rule our house, however

If i must leave the wife to her own devices we will have a zoo at ours. I can already see monty licking lips at the chickens and bunny's and his sister not far behind claws at a ready...... I think she's practicing already

**FJRider** · 2nd November 2008, 20:56

Originally Posted by 98tls

My riding gear hasnt been cleaned for years so maybe don that grab the bastard and hit the shower,visor down.

Hope the visor's not tinted...

**98tls** · 2nd November 2008, 20:57

Heres the offending article,talk about the "2 faces of eve" heres the "2 faces of Jingles" Even surrounded by flowers the fucker has an air of evilness.Note in the second pic the dog trying to lie low on his ole couch.