Fu#k my cat stinks.

[Winston001]

I shower with my Siamese about once every couple of months but he's a lamb compared to your fella. He's getting old and has mouth infections so gets a bit whiffy. He's not too keen but with no clothes on, he can't climb up on me so just has to be content with giving some very bad language.

I use baby shampoo, one of those flexi shower things at low pressure, and tepid water. We both survive and he smells good for the next while.

Go on 98, be a man, strip off and give it a go. He'll love you for it afterwards...

[98tls]

I shower with my Siamese about once every couple of months but he's a lamb compared to your fella. He's getting old and has mouth infections so gets a bit whiffy. He's not too keen but with no clothes on, he can't climb up on me so just has to be content with giving some very bad language.

I use baby shampoo, one of those flexi shower things at low pressure, and tepid water. We both survive and he smells good for the next while.

Go on 98, be a man, strip off and give it a go. He'll love you for it afterwards...

Nope,mate he looks comfortable at the mo and ive still got plenty of skin so will leave it at that.

[Winston001]

Aw crikey that's just a harmless itty-bitty kitty cat, grab him by the scruff and man up! Looks just like Silvester. Cute'rn a passel o' pups.

Get him on the lino and hold him down firmly - get the dog to help - maybe he could "eye" the cat for you.

[FJRider]

I like to hear about brave men... none at your house then... so you calling that.....a draw ???

[98tls]

I like to hear about brave men... none at your house then... so you calling that.....a draw ???

Yea mate,check out the pic,fuckers even winking.Licking the last bit of arm skin from his claws.

[98tls]

Dog suggested doing thisBloody freezers to small.

[Reckless]

Oh shit 98 you read all the crap that goes down on KB (off road forum excluded) then you get a gem of a thread like this!!!
Good on ya mate never pissed myself laughing so much!!! 2 or more bourbons might have helped but my ribs are sore!!

But I gots an idea!!

That cat simply needs a Brazilian!!!
Just book it into the local women's, trim your hair everywhere place, turn up at the desk and when they ask for xxx just hand them your pussy!!! Problem solved!!

[FJRider]

You come down and hold it while they do it...

[thehollowmen]

Serious reply : make him have dust baths.

[Swoop]

I shower with my Siamese ... with no clothes on ...

I will have to presume that you draw the curtains prior to gathering up the cat and walking to the bathroom.
Nosy neighbours would be straight on the phone to the SPCA if they spotted you in the buff with an animal...

Velcro gloves?

[vifferman]

Trade the fucker in on a cat that's not so psycho. It'll be a hard job finding one, but they are around.
My sister even had one that liked showers - used to climb in the shower whenever it was running.
My ex-boss (no, his cat didn't kill him - I just changed jobs) had a really fluffy cat that was so 'excitable' that he had to drug it to have the knots cut out of its fur.

[Finn]

grabbed some welding gloves and tried giving him a shower

Perhaps it's time to use the welder...

[Stirts]

Try some catnip!

Sometimes it will induce a psychosexual response in male and female cats. Being male, he will of course let you play with his bum for quite a wee while.

Some get into silly positions such as on their back with paws extended, gazing up at the ceiling or settle into a dreamy, sleepy silly pose and not move for awhile. Hopefully it will have this effect on him, then you can pick his bum till your hearts content.

[phantom]

One of our cats plays in puddles and once fell in the bath while walking around the edge and trying to touch the water ( doesn't go near the bath now )

[ManDownUnder]

Dag the poor little bugger. If he has long arse hair - just dag him. Not fun but well worth it.

I'll bet he's simply doing a dump (and some cats have more "creative" digestive systems/smells than others - just like us... ) and some of it's getting stuck in the hair around his bum. Quite common in longhairs, especially lilacs from memory

Anyway. The smell ain't the issue - shit stinks. The issue is the reside stuck around his arse. His breath probably smells too right?

Dag him - he'll be happier - you'll be happier and your furniture and carpet will be too...