Fu#k my cat stinks.

[magicfairy]

Wrap or roll him up real tight in a towel / blanket, make sure all four legs are trapped. Leave arse sticking out.
Trim, wash as needed.
Best if one person holds, the other person does the deed.
And watch out for bites.

Used to work for my psycho cat.

[FJRider]

Perhaps it's time to use the welder...

The oxy-acetelene one... heat (and lots of it) will cure all that ails it...

[Wiki Drifter]

pfft, you don't need catnip to arouse a cat. Just tap or rub them at the base of their tails. They'll practically bend over for you!

I sound like a dodgy coont eh

[FJRider]

pfft, you don't need catnip to arouse a cat. Just tap or rub them at the base of their tails. They'll practically bend over for you!

I sound like a dodgy coont eh

Works on some women too... (yes you do)

[Trumpess]

Works on some women too... (yes you do)

pft .... and I wanted to read that this hour of the morning!

[Blossom]

This thread is too funny. Our black plague "smirk" drinks out of the tap. Wont go near the water bowl, hates the cat door (uses the loo window whilst visitors are taking a dump) and prefers to sleep either underneath or on top of your pillow..yes while your using it. Should you shut it out of your room? It will find the child most afraid of it at the time and sleep on that childs bed till you get sick of child crying in fear. Then it will run off just after you get up to go kick it out. 20 mins later it will be back on your pillow purring very freaken loudly.
I dont own my cat. It bloody well owns me.
So far be it for me to tell you how to trim your cats bum dags. I cant get mine to do any thing.

[Swoop]

I dont own my cat. It bloody well owns me.


I cant get mine to do any thing.

There you have it.
Dogs are stupid and therefore can be trained.
Cats are smart bastards and will book you a ticket on a train.

[NC]

Shave your pussy