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    This one's for Finn

    One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached Premier House from where he’d been sitting on a park bench.

    He spoke to the security officer guard and said: “I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Helen Clark.”

    The security officer looked at the man and said: “Sir, Ms Clark is no longer Prime Minister and no longer resides here.”

    The old man said OK and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached Premier House and said to the same security officer “I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Helen Clark.”

    The security man again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Ms Clark is no longer Prime Minister and no longer resides here.”

    The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

    The third day, the same man again approached Premier House and spoke to the same guard, saying “I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Helen Clark.”

    The guard, understandably fed up, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have come here asking to speak to Ms Clark. I’ve told you already that Ms Clark is no longer the Prime Minister and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

    The old man looked at the guard and said, “Oh, I understand …

    … I just love hearing it.”

    The security officer snapped to attention, saluted, and said “See you tomorrow.”
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    I like that one.

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    that is one great little story..............











    tell it to us again.

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    Very good! Love your work!
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Love it!

    "EX Prime Minister, Mr Heilen Klerke" does have a ring to it!
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    Huh, and being just for Finn here was me expecting it to be the joke about the bloke who asked the genie (out of the lamp he rubbed) for a 3-foot p.......s and got a midget pianist instead.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Nice -love it.

    Cracks me up that Clark is trying to run the "TRUST ME" campaign. Biggest load of BS in the election yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Huh, and being just for Finn here was me expecting it to be the joke about the bloke who asked the genie (out of the lamp he rubbed) for a 3-foot p.......s and got a midget pianist instead.
    I prefer the one about the midget getting his wish granted for a tall Brazilian princess who loves rubbing my lamp.

    I'm sure I just grew 9 inches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    Cracks me up that Clark is trying to run the "TRUST ME" campaign. Biggest load of BS in the election yet.
    With the billboards that show someone other than the PM???
    Who is the chick on the Liarbour billboards? Does anyone know?
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    Got this the other day...
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    Be warned! Election scam!!!!

    If you get an e-mail with 'Nude Photos of Sarah Palin' in the subject line, do not open it.
    It might contain a virus.

    If you get an e-mail with 'Nude Photos of Helen Clark', in the subject line, do not open it.
    It might contain nude photos of Helen Clark.
    If you love it, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've just high-sided!
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    Joke for Tuesday

    OPPS found out that had already been posted, still funny (and thanks to whom ever moved it .Sorry.)
    Last edited by BOGAR; 4th November 2008 at 12:23. Reason: All Ready Posted
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