I like to start mine off on a firm footing, point it up into a fully erect position and apply something hot to the tip.
After this there is a bit of sparking and twitching followed by a fiery performance as it thrusts further and further upwards.
Finally after you think it could not get any more wonderful, there is a noisy, shooting climax and it lays spent and smoking.
Once it is safe to try another I start over again.
Have a happy and safe Guy Fawkes KBers
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