So who the f**k am I supposed to vote for then?

[Finn]

I'm campaigning around the office. Of the people that I trust that are undecided, I have offered them a day off with pay if they vote National. 6 people have taken me up on the offer.

Go democracy!!!

[Manxman]

I'm campaigning around the office. Of the people that I trust that are undecided, I have offered them a day off with pay if they vote National. 6 people have taken me up on the offer.
Go democracy!!!

Which day Finn? Christmas Day?

Good luck with the canvassing.

[Forest]

Unfortunately you can't vote for the McGillicuddy Serious party at this election. Which is a real shame as they provided a genuine outlet for protest votes.

I'm just going out the door to vote (I'm in Melbourne).

[Mikkel]

Two faces of the same coin, so you are.

I guess, if the currency is degrees of political extremism...

Go democracy!!!

Sounds more like capitalism to me, which is perfectly fine by the way!

[rainman]

1984 isn't an instruction manual you idiot.

Excellent!

Guys, it's a done deal. National will form a new Government so lets stop all the quibbling okay? Sorry lefties, but it's time to get off your fat lazy arses and get a real job.

At the risk of committing the sin of poor punnery, you're probably right. Not that it'll make a fuckload of difference.

But what do us lefties that already have real jobs do?

[jrandom]

Sorry lefties, but it's time to get off your fat lazy arses and get a real job.

I'd like to see you try and make me, motherfucker.

[Usarka]

I'm campaigning around the office. Of the people that I trust that are undecided, I have offered them a day off with pay if they vote National. 6 people have taken me up on the offer.

Go democracy!!!

Do you really trust those bludgers to tick the right box and be honest?????

[Forest]

Just got back from the polling station in Little Collins St.

Was easier than I expected. Hopefully some of you lazy bums will make the effort tomorrow.

[Jantar]

I've voted Labour the last few elections, but this time I'm going to vote for the party that makes the rednecks on KB the angriest. So who is it, people: Labour or Green?

Don't bother saying NZ First. I do have my limits.

Well, the Greens at least believe in what they say, even if they are misguided. Labour are straight out liars.

[Jantar]

Yes, but at least she flip-flopped before the election. It's the parties that said they'd flip before the election but flopped afterwards that have done the damage in this country.

Oh, you mean like the chewing gum tax cut promised prior to last election, but cancelled imediately after?

[FJRider]

I'm campaigning around the office. Of the people that I trust that are undecided, I have offered them a day off with pay if they vote National. 6 people have taken me up on the offer.

Go democracy!!!

And how are they to prove they voted THAT way... John coming round to tell you/thank them ????(even he won't know)....

[FJRider]

Just got back from the polling station in Little Collins St.

Was easier than I expected. Hopefully some of you lazy bums will make the effort tomorrow.

Do polling stations make house calls... ???

[Jantar]

Do polling stations make house calls... ???

Don't be so bloody lazy, you live only a short walk from a polling station, not even far enough away to warm up you FJ.

[davereid]

I'm campaigning around the office. Of the people that I trust that are undecided, I have offered them a day off with pay if they vote National. 6 people have taken me up on the offer.Go democracy!!!

Hehe done one better than that.

Told em all, if Labour win they get a pink slip for Xmas as we will close all NZ production.

[rainman]

Well, the Greens at believe in what they say, even if they are misguided. Labour are straight out liars.

Can I volunteer an expansion of same:
1. Parties who are genuine but sometimes could be seen as misguided - Greens, Act, Maori
2. Straight out liars - NZ First (cum laude), Labour, National
3. Would have to have own opinions in order to be honest/not - UF
4. Everyone else