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    My inlaws went out and left there dog (family pet) chained up at his kennel by front door. Burglers came, tried to feed him poisoned meat. Dog slipped collar and bit one of them. Court ordered dog to be destroyed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    To the prick/s who smashed my passenger window of my car last night and stole my radar detector,I hope the fact you might use it and speed,will mean you friggin kill yourself in an accident.
    Strangely many here in KB (delinquent drug-fucked bogan losers themselves probably) think we shouldn't be too harsh on the criminals as it may be just a phase they are going through and they may grow out of it in time... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...t=69915&page=4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020 View Post
    My inlaws went out and left there dog (family pet) chained up at his kennel by front door. Burglers came, tried to feed him poisoned meat. Dog slipped collar and bit one of them. Court ordered dog to be destroyed.
    That sucks.

    Reflects the arse 'bout face world we live in.
    It's back..."Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020 View Post
    Burglers came, tried to feed him poisoned meat. Dog slipped collar and bit one of them. Court ordered dog to be destroyed.
    Would have fought that order and hope a judge had common sense,as you say wtf were they doing on PRIVATE property.

    Lighter side on dogs getting fed,ours hates the Petes' Post scooter coming around the corner,but likes the NZ Postie,seems she has a couple of tux biscuits she gives him,she asked if it was ok,he enjoys his rations,but won't eat them when we buy them lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Would have fought that order and hope a judge had common sense,as you say wtf were they doing on PRIVATE property.

    Lighter side on dogs getting fed,ours hates the Petes' Post scooter coming around the corner,but likes the NZ Postie,seems she has a couple of tux biscuits she gives him,she asked if it was ok,he enjoys his rations,but won't eat them when we buy them lol.
    Burglers (a man and woman) admitted they had tried to feed the dog the poisoned meat. Judge put dog on death row anyhow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020 View Post
    Burglers (a man and woman) admitted they had tried to feed the dog the poisoned meat. Judge put dog on death row anyhow.
    Hope the judge reccomended the couple be fed semi cooked pork and chicken whilst on remand hehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monamie View Post
    I like the idea that if they are caught you should be able to go into their hovel and take what ever you like. ...
    People these days, especially the young un's have no idea of consequences, or compassion/empathy. If not taught by parents (by example)......then they will never learn it.
    Sadly they probably have nothing you'd want, unless it was other peoples good stuff they'd nicked.
    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    I want the James Bond anti-theft device.

    The one where the car explodes.

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    I want to be able to rig a high voltage electric current to my vehicles; or better yet be able to just give the command "raise shields" when I leave it.

    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Would have fought that order and hope a judge had common sense,as you say wtf were they doing on PRIVATE property.
    Since when have the courts ever given any indication that, just because people are doing unlawful stuff without your invitation on your private property, that crims should be punished?
    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Hope the judge reccomended the couple be fed semi cooked pork and chicken whilst on remand hehe.
    I'd go for shrimps which have sat in the sun for a few hours with a huge bag of prunes to follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post

    ...or better yet be able to just give the command "raise shields" when I leave it.

    Hell yes... what an idea. Then I really could stop worrying about the bike every time I have to leave it in town... alone... without me.. shudder
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    Like the idea of electric fences hehe,knew a local retailer who had an electrical outlet for many years,never had a break in,then he used his old premises for selling named brand clothes,several break in later he told the cops I'm going to run wire around and give the bastards a good boot,was told nope can't do that.He said piss off if the bastards are around the rear,or on the roof they deserve 240 volts.He was allowed to power the bars inside the shop,but not outside on the roof,back door etc.
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    Shite luck man, feel for you.

    I've had similar and it just winds the crap out of you. Just hope the little arseholes get caught the next time they try that shit and find themselfs nailed to a tree with a rabid rottweiler for company.

    Here's hoping.

    You take it easy mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Sadly they probably have nothing you'd want, unless it was other peoples good stuff they'd nicked.

    I want to be able to rig a high voltage electric current to my vehicles; or better yet be able to just give the command "raise shields" when I leave it.


    Since when have the courts ever given any indication that, just because people are doing unlawful stuff without your invitation on your private property, that crims should be punished?

    I'd go for shrimps which have sat in the sun for a few hours with a huge bag of prunes to follow.
    Aha, the rotten shrimps...

    After a few days in prison with "Madam" Rangi and his 5 bitches, these boys will need a good dose of the runs to remind them what their arse is for....

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    Just need to put it into perspective,only an item ,not a life taken,rip to the 2 guys killed today.
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