
 Originally Posted by 
vifferman
					 
				 
				However, I can blame my wife for this one. She made me buy it.
I still like it though! 
But soon I will have wrecked it. 

And then my wife will say "You're OLD! Give it up!"
Then I'll have to kill her, in a non-obvious way, of course.

She's well insured, so I will then be able to buy a 
proper (non-ghey) bike.
Although buying another ghey bike might be a good idea, because after I've killed her, I'll have no-one to have sex with.
Oh wait... it'll be the same as now: having sex with myself. 

 
	 
 These guys obviously haven't been married for a long period of time Viffer! 
After 20+ years........I understand it completly!
				
			 
			
		 
			
				
			
			
				On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!
'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '
			
			
		 
	
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