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  1. 12th November 2008, 20:57 #1
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    Skid marks

    I have laid more skid marks in my undiees tonight, than on any track


    So what does that mean then


    Piss off Scrivy and Shirrifs
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  2. 12th November 2008, 21:10 #2
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    It means your Hemorrhoids have split!!
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    ummm the wife just found out you have a new bike haha.
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    Either there was laxative in your coffee...

    or

    Skidmark is actually a disease/virus as we originally thought, and has begun reproducing himself in your leathers... god fordid!

    or

    You got race kit for your 675 and it's a fair bit faster than you expected it would be?
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  6. 13th November 2008, 11:54 #6
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    That you want to share with the class how much fun you've had?

    C'mon, spill...please!
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  7. 13th November 2008, 12:01 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    Piss off Scrivy and Shirrifs
    I didn't say anything Shaun!!!
    Only thing I could think of is that your missus has caused you to become incontinent with that huge strap-on she may have......

    or may not have......
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  8. 13th November 2008, 15:39 #8
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    Cheap Lager does it every time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    Cheap Lager does it every time
    Yep I've woken up with a few ugly women and that's always been my excuse too!
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  10. 14th November 2008, 15:51 #10
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    Is it something to do with late movember?
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  11. 14th November 2008, 16:36 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Yep I've woken up with a few ugly women and that's always been my excuse too!



    I never needed an escuse for that dude, Just Needed a SHOT AWAY hahaha

    PS, ya never look at the mantel piece whilst stoking the fire!
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