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Congrats on the big day! Romance isnt dead after all....![]()
I'm getting shite
But I'd gladly ride around in a bomber jacket and aviator's to take my breath away, for a lovely lady
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick whos just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, shell be massaging your prostate.
Does this include sharing it with someone else?????Originally Posted by takiniteasy
- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
I am in same situation as Jrandom, Valentine's day was a Tuesday, so we had our wedding 4 days later, also 18 Feb!
4 wheels move the body
2 wheels move the soul
*Idley considers sayin something about 2 guys gettin hitched on the same day then decides not to promt another rant from Zed so remains silent*![]()
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
ah, the elusive bondagebunny captured in its natural habitat. a beautiful sight.Originally Posted by bondagebunny
Eat the riches! Eat your money! The revolution will be DELICIOUS!!!
Shi.....MAN.....Mine is going to be this 18 Feb (next week).Originally Posted by THE UMFAAN
That makes it 3 guys?
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Valentines day is the day for reminding the one you love that she means so much to you. You shower her with gifts, wine and dine them, make passionate love, then go home and beat the wife....at Scrabble.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
:spudwhat: Id just like to know where all the nice guys have gone?
They're either gay or marriedOriginally Posted by ducati girl
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Probably hiding from the headcase career girls...Originally Posted by ducati girl
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Very very true, or they are all gayOriginally Posted by Hitcher
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
whatever you decide to do for Valentines day, DON'T go to a nice restaurant. The buggers will charge like a wounded bull and the place will probably be packed anyway, hence destroying any notion of a romantic atmosphere. (been there, sucked in by that!)
I think we should all boycott the 14th, change the 'observed' valentines day to the 15th and not tell the restauranters!
I know of one that is almost not married and only suspected of being gayOriginally Posted by ducati girl
Although it has been said that nice guys finish last....he never seems to be last
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'Scuse me. Do you f**k as well as you dance?
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