One Week to Valentines Day

[avgas]

Best - I went with a ride with my lovely lady all day, then we stopped on the beach and had fish n chips it was lovely.
Worst - She wanted to go shopping, so we went shopping - 5 friggn hours of bullshit, wasting my bloody money. Bloody dressmart.
Girls like.....
Roses, poems, purfume, cuddles, sweet talk, alcohol, burnouts ( ), shopping, clothes, jewellery......
Guys like...
Chocolate, alcohol, food, blue pro grip inserts (man did i love her then), tyres, bike goodies, long rides to nowhere, working in the shed......

wrote a few poems in my time, pretty much the ones off the mark are the best.

[toads]

We're getting married next Monday....

(In Fiji, so it doesn't matter that it's a Monday...)

Congratulations, have a wonderful day and honeymoon !!

[Holy Roller]

Works even better if you do it when she feels like it..

Paul N (still bears the scars of experience)

Ah there's a man who knows
Understanding the times can be a stab in the dark at the best of times. What worked today may not work tomorrow. :spudwhat: