Best song ever.

[Usarka]

What other song has the lyrics "fuck me you ugly son of a bitch" or "until it squirts, fire!" or my favourite " don't get no jizz upon that sofa"

But listen you'll be surprised at the musicmenship (sic).

[Big Dave]

I saw the mothers at the Hordern Pavillion in Sydney around 1974/5 when Norman Gunston jammed.

[Big Dave]

Best song ever

[Laava]

Love both those songs but here is one of my all time faves. Squeeze, a very under rated bandIMO

[Indiana_Jones]

Best song atm for me.

-Indy

[spookytooth]

this would be my current pick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTdhX...eature=related

[Fatt Max]

Best song atm for me.

-Indy

Great story....

This is true, happened in London....oooh, years ago..

Anyway...

My brother went to his mates wedding just after 'Every Thing I do" came out. His mate was marrying a real Bridezilla and she just about tipped everyone over the edge with her demands and foot stamping, such as:

- Horse drawn carriage - about a thousand quid more than a car
- Monogrammed napkins
- No beer at the reception, only wine
- String quartet, no DJ or band

We all getting the picture here.

She also demanded that they have the orgnist from some poncy church do all the music.

Now, this is where it gets funny....

She demamnded that as she walked into the church, the organist plays "Everything I do" by Bryan Adams. Now, the song had just been released and there was no sheet music so the organist (*who, by the way was elderley and had no idea who the f**k Bryan Adams was) asked someone for help.

The totally innocent reply was "Oh yes, thats the theme from Robin Hood"

So, come the wedding day, little miss perfect is outside the door, my brother and the boys are in the church (with stinking hangovers from the night before) and in she walks.

The organist pipes up with.......

.....you guessed it.....

"Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Riding down the lane..." etc etc

The boys pissed themselves (as did most of the church)

Her royal highness run out the door crying...serves her right for being a pretentious twat...

How feckity funny is that.....