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    Now, listen up, this is real important. There are 2 donuts in here. They are for the SCU officer. Make sure he gets them both.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Tell Winston "Here's his $100k, but it's the friggin Westpac helicopter and he can't have it!"
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    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    "Bring 3 mates- YOUR ride is FREE!!!. That's you two and the guy in this bag"

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    Yes it was a great jump, but he didn't stick the landing. His balls are in this sack...I hope the surgeon can sew them back on.
    "Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
    - Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual

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    "Im sure somewhere in this bag there is a better looking nose than mine I can use"
    Thats the smell of desire my lady..
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    Here's Josh's foot.. we'll tell him we couldn't find it.. I'll stick it on e-bay & split ya three ways
    GET ON
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    "Right, if we're fast they might still have time re-attach them to poor old Mr Bobbit"
    Everyone has an opinion.. mine can be found here Riding Articles

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    Mate, ya don't want this lunch, my wife's cooking'll make anyone puke!
    Cheers,
    Colin

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve McQueen
    All racers I know aren't in it for the money. They race because it's something inside of them... They're not courting death. They're courting being alive.

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    ok fellas here's the head, has to go in the chopper with the patient, make sure those incompetants at the hospital sew it on the right way.
    I cannot put my finger on it now, the child has grown the dream has gone

    there'll be no more aaarrrrrggghhhhh but you may feel a little sick

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    "We found this bit with a helmet on it..."
    Built for speed, not for comfort

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