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    A tattoo story

    Nothing great here just something I had a little chuckle over...Theres this guy as my school, one of the comedian jackass copy kinda guys. A little while ago they branded his leg with a dick sign like what bam got only on his ass as a joke. But heres the real sick part. They followed that up as a joke by putting a little dick tat on the side of his foot... And then... Aparantly with one of those off trademe ink guns or something they put a full size dick tattoo on his arse cheek pointing at the ol' spinster...I know the story's of people getting tattoos of topless chicks on their arms and regretting it but seriously, that is going to be one hell of a story to tell mom and dad should they ever see it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    Nothing great here just something I had a little chuckle over...Theres this guy as my school, one of the comedian jackass copy kinda guys. A little while ago they branded his leg with a dick sign like what bam got only on his ass as a joke. But heres the real sick part. They followed that up as a joke by putting a little dick tat on the side of his foot... And then... Aparantly with one of those off trademe ink guns or something they put a full size dick tattoo on his arse cheek pointing at the ol' spinster...I know the story's of people getting tattoos of topless chicks on their arms and regretting it but seriously, that is going to be one hell of a story to tell mom and dad should they ever see it!
    What a moron...he will be sorry. (and I do have a tatt so I am not opposed to them either)
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    He has to be GAY.... 1 could be clased as funny.....2 I would start to think is this guy stright.....3 Dont bend over with a towel or loose shorts in front of him or you might get the HELOOOOOOO from behind.
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    Are you sure this is a true story? I'm secure in my sexuality enough to enquire about photographic evidence? (just go easy on the graphic!!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Col* View Post
    Are you sure this is a true story? I'm secure in my sexuality enough to enquire about photographic evidence? (just go easy on the graphic!!)
    So that 'Maha Loves Me' tattoo didn't rub off then??

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    Yes well i know the first two are true but i havent seen the 3rd one myself so i cant be sure and dont want to. it spread like wildfire so im guessing its true. He does strike me as the kind of person to do it aswell. No photographic evidence from me, sorry or i might be getting some awkward questions from mom and dad if they find it on the computer...And yes he is a moron, brett...Hopefully he gets weeded out of the gene pool before he creates any more little fat mullet donning jackass imitators...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    So that 'Maha Loves Me' tattoo didn't rub off then??
    No it didn't!!!

    Thinking about getting some letters added... "Maha Loves Meat" or "Maha Loves Men"
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    But with that on you it would only be a guestbook should you ever end up in cells...Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Col* View Post
    No it didn't!!!

    Thinking about getting some letters added... "Maha Loves Meat" or "Maha Loves Men"
    You could always get a skin graft....

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    or fore...
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