Kaitoke Racing update

[Number One]

I think her exact words were

Yeah that was it!

COYOTE: spend your $40 it on (cheap) piss and (cheap) girls mate...your bike is NOT up to scratch for this track and given it's rate of progress I doubt it would be ready in time

BTW - the cheap comment was in relation to the whopping $40 budget you have outlined

[nudemetalz]

I hope you spend more than $40 on your bike, Coyote, or it just may not pass scrutineering and I hear the chief bucket scrutineer is one mean bastard !!!

Seriously though, the bikes already qualified to race at Kaitoke have had a lot of time and money spent on them. They have to not only pass basic scrutineering but look very presentable as we are racing with Karts that are worth well (I MEAN WELL !!) into $10K+ and I'm not prepared to endanger us being able to race at their awesome premises.

[koba]

Is it white?

yep.

Don't white van drivers suck donkey cock...or am I remembering that all wrong Mr K?

oh dear! I think I'm busted!

What's the entry fee? Think I've got about $40. Though I'll probably spend that on piss and girls this weekend.

Piss = $8 to $20 a doz.
That leaves $25 to $37 for the girls...
Good old Upper Hutt aye!

[Coyote]

Girls are overrated, unless they are into bikes.

The fee is $45.

There's a few other things girls can be into besides bikes that can make them interesting.

Bah, foiled!

Piss = $8 to $20 a doz.
That leaves $25 to $37 for the girls...
Good old Upper Hutt aye!

You even have enough for a taxi home

I was more thinking along the lines of taxing one lovely lass to the movies. I don't put out until the 3rd date.

Yeah that was it!

COYOTE: spend your $40 it on (cheap) piss and (cheap) girls mate...your bike is NOT up to scratch for this track and given it's rate of progress I doubt it would be ready in time

BTW - the cheap comment was in relation to the whopping $40 budget you have outlined

I know. It needs crash bungs, gaskets that don't leak, and it doesn't look neaaarrrly bling enough yet.

[Number One]

There's a few other things girls can be into besides bikes that can make them interesting.

Bah, foiled!

You even have enough for a taxi home

I was more thinking along the lines of taxing one lovely lass to the movies. I don't put out until the 3rd date.

I know. It needs crash bungs, gaskets that don't leak, and it doesn't look neaaarrrly bling enough yet.

Keep working on it

[nudemetalz]

I know. It needs crash bungs, gaskets that don't leak, and it doesn't look neaaarrrly bling enough yet.

It will need to pass my inspection before it is even allowed in the Kaitoke Kart carpark.

[Coyote]

It will need to pass my inspection before it is even allowed in the Kaitoke Kart carpark.

It'll be to your standards, but not for a couple of months yet.

Think I'll strip it down so I can paint the frame this week.

[saxet]

Yeah baaaaby I'll be in on the 21st. gotta try out my new set up.

[nudemetalz]

Better not be faster than mine !!!!