Movember - nearly done

[Fatt Max]

Yes folks, am growing a hairy slug for Movember, so far have raised a few hundy for the cause and not attracted too much attention from the poofs in advertising down Ponsonby Road.

The missus is also enjoying the 'Velcro Effect' giving a whole new meainng to the old tess-tickle games.

Mind you, she does have a wizards beard you could lose a badger in and so far the only brazillian she is interested in is Pele, so a bit of work to do here. Still, as the lads in London said the night before I emigrated "There's plenty of fun down under".

Sunday week the mo comes off and hopefully the brussel bag will follow.

How's everyone elses' Movember coming along?

[98tls]

"this thread is worthless without pics"

[Maha]

I got the Silver Medal at the recent 'Cocktober' awards
The biggest cock of them all bet me by a very small margin....

[Fatt Max]

"this thread is worthless without pics"

What pics you after? I can sell you a few of the missus' 'Wizards Beard' if that would flick yur switch

[Fatt Max]

I got the Silver Medal at the recent 'Cocktober' awards
The biggest cock of them all bet me by a very small margin....

Good effort big man

Cant wait for Fanuary...

[soundbeltfarm]

Heres my effort so far.
had to just try and take this myself so she a bit rough, got a few under the skin after the kids athletics tonight so bit wobbly now.

[98tls]

Heres my effort so far.
had to just try and take this myself so she a bit rough, got a few under the skin after the kids athletics tonight so bit wobbly now.

Na mate,wanted pics of the mo on ya face.

[soundbeltfarm]

i've been getting heaps for the mo this year,
last year i got bugger all but i think it maybe that not as many people seem to be growin the tache this year , around here anyway.
im proud of my effort so far since it normally takes me bloody ages to grow the ol facial hair.
must be the ol girls fancy hair conditionar stuff.
whack a handful of that stuff on and leave for a minute or so .
it makes it feel softer

[Fatt Max]

i've been getting heaps for the mo this year,
last year i got bugger all but i think it maybe that not as many people seem to be growin the tache this year , around here anyway.
im proud of my effort so far since it normally takes me bloody ages to grow the ol facial hair.
must be the ol girls fancy hair conditionar stuff.
whack a handful of that stuff on and leave for a minute or so .
it makes it feel softer

Nice one mate, I'll give that a go.

Mind you, the missus dont like me using her stuff. I did strike up a deal once though. I told her if she stops using my razor to do her bikini line then I'll stop using her flannel to wash my arse.

Did the trick

[portokiwi]

You use her what to clean your ass. Ohhh Max that wont get you in the crap unless you kiss her stright after she washes her face

[Fatt Max]

You use her what to clean your ass. Ohhh Max that wont get you in the crap unless you kiss her stright after she washes her face

Ah, a great tip. Might bundle that up with a happy cleveland steamer for afters.

As for the mo, I have attached my crap and suggestivley gay Mo piccie taken last night after a few bottles of happy fizz.

As you can see (and as I have said), it's crap

[portokiwi]

That mo reminds me of Mr roper on Threes company

[Fatt Max]

That mo reminds me of Mr roper on Threes company

Brilliant....!!

[westie]

My efforts this year. Its tough tho trying it on with new ladies this time of month.

[Blossom]

Its tough tho trying it on with new ladies this time of month.

I knew if I waited long enough there would come a day where a man would try that line.