View Poll Results: My Wife Thinks I'm Gay Because.....

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  • Ive grown a mo for movember and its a bit 'Villagey Peopley'

    11 16.42%

  • Me and my new friend Gavin are going roller blading tomorrow night

    15 22.39%

  • I've been looking at buying a 125 Vespa with matching helmet and shoulder bag

    9 13.43%

  • I've held off buying tickets for the LA Galaxy game until David Beckham confirms

    4 5.97%

  • I've swapped my electrician job for a advertising role in Ponsonby

    2 2.99%

  • She has had enough of the 'old fella up the chocolate starfish' game on a Saturday

    26 38.81%
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  1. 17th November 2008, 19:53 #1
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    My wife thinks I'm gay...

    Yes indeed my old trout and toolboxes,

    The missus thinks i'm a right old rear gunner and no mistake.

    I cannot think why she would suspect this so I have put up my most recent "YOU'RE A F*****G PILLOW BITER MATE" behavioural traits on this poll and I hope you can help me.

    Please help me gang, she wont make me scrambled eggs anymore and has hidden all my Megadeath albums............
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  2. 17th November 2008, 20:00 #2
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    tell her you're wavering between gay and straight, and the services of some young crumpet will be needed to get you back onto the straight path.
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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  3. 17th November 2008, 20:02 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Megadeath
    Must've been hidden for a while if you've forgotten how to spell the band name.
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  4. 17th November 2008, 20:03 #4
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    I think its because you ride a VL250... but i voted for the movember option.
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  5. 17th November 2008, 20:05 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Must've been hidden for a while if you've forgotten how to spell the band name.
    Well spotted...

    I like you, do you roller blade?
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  6. 17th November 2008, 20:13 #6
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    well i voted LA galaxy, cause beckhams gay.
    Sorry Officer - I wasn't speeding, i was qualifying...
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  7. 17th November 2008, 20:31 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I think its because you ride a VL250... but i voted for the movember option.
    Don't like the inference that VL riders are FAGS.
    Honda rider's yes for sure.
    But not the zuki's.

    That'll get em going. Ha Ha Ha wait for the shitstorm!!


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  8. 17th November 2008, 20:33 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I like you, do you roller blade?
    That and more, but he's rather shy...

    I voted for the "chocolate starfish every Saturday". There should only be so many hints before a girl should come to the inevitable conclusion that her so called male is a Poop Chute Lover
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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  9. 17th November 2008, 20:35 #9
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    Give her the "donkey punch " mate,that will reaffirm your manlinessMay end your sex life but at least it will end on a high.
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  10. 17th November 2008, 20:59 #10
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    Yup....Youre definitely GAY.
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  11. 17th November 2008, 21:06 #11
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    Sounds like you've been shafted pal.....or not....
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    Tell your wife I think you're gay too.
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  15. 17th November 2008, 21:39 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Well spotted...

    I like you, do you roller blade?
    Gotta share the love...
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