What a fucking day!

[scorpious]

never had a ride quite like it!!

Heading along the road a and a bloody magpie smacked into my head!!
half an hour later a black bird does the same, ( this time at 150)
and then, I kid you not!!! another fucking magpie smacks into the bike (still 150)
The feathers got jammed so far in that I have to unswrew me bloody mirror to get them out.And I got blood on me left glove.

then to top the whole day off I get back to find that the scott oiler was on prime, the bottles nearly empty and there's oil all over the back tire!!!

for F**ks sake!


rave finished

[wysper]

Blimey!

Well done for surviving all that. Could have been quite a different post.

At least we know you have reduced the bird population by 3 making it safer for the rest of us

[Katman]

Slow down then.

[scorpious]

Slow down then.

get real lol

[wbks]

wholy shit! Must have had agro bird hormone all over you which attracted some more! haha I'm pretty sure a bird doesn't detect that 50km over the limit and dive bomb him because of it...

[Katman]

get real lol

I'm not the one riding around at 150kph with oil all over my rear tyre.

[scorpious]

I'm not the one riding around at 150kph with oil all over my rear tyre.

oh? why not?

[wbks]

He didn't know he did untill he stopped...

[portokiwi]

never had a ride quite like it!!

Heading along the road a and a bloody magpie smacked into my head!!
half an hour later a black bird does the same, ( this time at 150)
and then, I kid you not!!! another fucking magpie smacks into the bike (still 150)
The feathers got jammed so far in that I have to unswrew me bloody mirror to get them out.And I got blood on me left glove.

then to top the whole day off I get back to find that the scott oiler was on prime, the bottles nearly empty and there's oil all over the back tire!!!

for F**ks sake!
They are out to get you They know where you live

[Katman]

He didn't know he did untill he stopped...

That could make a great epitaph.

[scorpious]

They are out to get you They know where you live

Thats ok they'll never catch me I ride too fast
and I leave big oil slicks behind me so anyone chasing will slip off the road lol

[de_wood_elf]

Maybe your bike is really shiny and they were all attracted to it?

[vifferman]

Mayhap there's something weird about your helmet or visor that's attracting or dazzling them. Mirrored visor?

[portokiwi]

Thats ok they'll never catch me I ride too fast
and I leave big oil slicks behind me so anyone chasing will slip off the road lol

you just wait till they bring in the reinforcements....Ducks.....Geese, Swans ect... Then you will be in trouble

[Slyer]

It is clearly demons, I would consult a priest.