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  1. 20th November 2008, 09:30 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    That could make a great epitaph.
    hahahahaha
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    IT IS MAGPIE MATING SEASON....maybe they just wanna have dirty birdie sex with you!!
    No body move... I dropped my brain
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    you weren't riding round and round in circles at the local bird sanctuary by any chance?



    Glad you survived it though. Buy a lotto ticket your luck has to improve...right?!
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    hitchcock is alive and well it seems
    I cannot put my finger on it now, the child has grown the dream has gone

    there'll be no more aaarrrrrggghhhhh but you may feel a little sick
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    That was a good movie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    IT IS MAGPIE MATING SEASON....maybe they just wanna have dirty birdie sex with you!!
    The claws the claws !!! mmmmmm The claws ! finds the nearest pine tree and lies in wait to be attacked by a dirty bird
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    Just be thankful that your are still with us to tell us not like those daft magpies who are obviously blind or cant fly for shit or anymore for that matter.
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    I’ve had similar whilst living in Gisborne, birds might be getting drunk of fruit or something?
    They come out of nowhere and head straight at you??
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    If you figure out how to kill myna birds with a vehicle, please let me know the secret.
    I've been trying for bloody years.

    The best I can do is to honk the horn as the fuckers casually walk out of the way. Scares the crap out of them. Little bastards.
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    HAHA funny read, i've had a few close calls of mainly bumble bees hitting me but not birds!!
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    Sounds like a scene out of THe Hogs movie , what u on ( not bike)
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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    wholy shit! Must have had agro bird hormone all over you which attracted some more! haha I'm pretty sure a bird doesn't detect that 50km over the limit and dive bomb him because of it...
    maybe the scott oiler on overdrive acts as a bird attractant????
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  13. 20th November 2008, 21:42 #28
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    I've been hit by two birds but i'd rather have the birds anyday than the bee that got me in the neck. Felt like someone shot me , little pollen eating fuckers
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    I had a big mothertrucker bug splat itself all over my visor, then I did the dumbarse act of smudging it round and around, and maybe round again.

    It's good exercise dodging bugs in the night time though, you'll just look like an insane cock as you do it.


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    Being in west auckland I would expect the only things you have to dodge at night are bogans but bees can bee pretty hazardous, too. Maybe they thought the oil was melting pollen?
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