Blowin up bikes since ages ago
On my way to the gym at lunch time an elderly gentleman tapped me on the shoulder and asked me where a particular book shop was, so I directed him to it..... All of a sudden he says; "I thought that you looked smart, even from behind!"
So there you have it. I am a smart arse!
Yeah I know. I crack myself up!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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That's amazing mate.
Many years ago I lost the use of my arms and legs following an accident with a milking machine.
However, I still managed to win the 3km swim from Auckland to Rangitoto. Does that make me a clever dick?
i'm motarded
is your name Bob?Originally Posted by Fatt Max
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Every time i get a complement from a stranger i think they are giving me sarcasm so I either get in their face or walk off. I pity the poor guy who sticks his neck out to make an honest complement and gets his head bitten off for it! haha
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No, I live under a pile of leaves, the name's Russell....
I came home form work the other night, the missus says to me "oh my god, you look awful" to which I replied; "funny that, I feel great"
To which she replied,
"Oh yes I forgot, you're a c**t..!"
could catch a monkey
You mean a dirty old man who was staring at your arse??
One, two free, floor!
Only because she had her top on for a change...
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He was keen on you!On my way to the gym at lunch time an elderly gentleman tapped me on the shoulder and asked me where a particular book shop was, so I directed him to it..... All of a sudden he says; "I thought that you looked smart, even from behind!"
So there you have it. I am a smart arse!
Yeah I know. I crack myself up!
Just a Dog
I wasn't lookin honest ! At that peachy lil butt as she was walking away bwahahahahaha ask anybody they all saw me !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Just a Dog
Looking good bro !!
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
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We need pics of what you wore front and back
Well done girl. You must have wowwwwwed him.
no white cane there?JOKE
If you are behind me
Dont ask as I am lost too.
Whip it, whip it good!
But you are cute with it HelsI am a smart arse!
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hey I didn't notice it was a chick posting that so now I know that, it sounds a little sinister on the old mans part! lol sinfull
Grumpy Old Bastard
He was just a DOM........like .... errrrr - never mind........
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