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  1. 21st November 2008, 10:25 #46
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    ok.. so feeling bad about the Helen Clark thing.. All those poor labour supporters. So I did John Keys home page (written by him apparatly)... just to keep things balanced.

    We guess http://www.johnkey.co.nz/ is written by a man (55%), however it's quite gender neutral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    why not...which bits would you choose?
    I'd offer you a swap but that's potentially indecent and everyone knows I stay well away from innuendo (dontcha just LOVE that word?)
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  3. 21st November 2008, 11:40 #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    I'd offer you a swap but that's potentially indecent and everyone knows I stay well away from innuendo (dontcha just LOVE that word?)
    and well you should.. innuendo is so full of mischief and mayhem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendog View Post
    The mere act of asking someone else to do this for you sounds like a lazy man, 82% man in fact.
    Well I think I did it right, and it said 73% woman (for that lazy post of mine), so now I'm confused.

    So I sat down, but didn't flush...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    It seems it didn't like this one of mine http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...72&postcount=1
    either that, or I'm too much of a girl to work it....
    tee hee hee you said COCK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    tee hee hee you said COCK!
    Um, cock is a naughty word
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus
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  7. 21st November 2008, 15:57 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Um, cock is a naughty word
    Very naughty

    Spank me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Very naughty

    Spank me!
    Righto - your lot heard the lady - one orderly queue to the left...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Righto - your lot heard the lady - one orderly queue to the left...
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  10. 21st November 2008, 16:04 #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    You got a woody too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    You got a woody too?
    I have several woodies and some leather ones too
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    It seems I am gender neutral or male...
    I'm really in trouble now..cos the boss frowns on men using the ladies loo!

    perhaps I'll just have to learn how to leave the seat up?
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Very naughty

    Spank me!
    You forgot to say please, but I'll forgive you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Very naughty

    Spank me!
    Sheesh, now you offer those loverley globes for warming by my hand

    I am back home, why could you not have offered that up last week when I was close by?
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    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.

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