How Greeks do business

[Gremlin]

How Greeks Do Business:

Kosta (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!'
Kosta: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter..’
Son: ‘Well, in that case… ok’

Next Kosta approaches Bill Gates

Kosta: ‘I have a husband for your daughter....’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!’
Kosta: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.’
Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’

Finally Kosta goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Kosta: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.’
President: ‘But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!’
Kosta: ‘But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.’
President: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’

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How Greeks Do Business:

Kosta (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!'
Kosta: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter..’
Son: ‘Well, in that case… ok’

Next Kosta approaches Bill Gates

Kosta: ‘I have a husband for your daughter....’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!’
Kosta: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.’
Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’

Finally Kosta goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Kosta: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.’
President: ‘But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!’
Kosta: ‘But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.’
President: ‘Ah, in that case… ok’

you forgot about the 7 quarts of Ouzo and a hearty OPAH!! just before he and his Merchant Marine mates takes the young Marine and his bro's to every whorehouse and dodgy tattoo parlor in Manila

not that i would know anything about that part of it ...

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