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    Biker “safe sex”

    A pair of bikers in Brooklyn were caught with their pants down… but their helmets still on!

    Robert Wallendorf and his fiancée Demetra Decolvenaere were spotted having sex in a service road (no pun intended…) by police. They were charged with public lewdness and nudity. Wallendorf was also hit with a single count of drunken driving, to which he pleaded guilty.

    Officer Judy Emiliano, on routine patrol, came upon (this gets worse…) the 1981 Honda motorcycle.

    She then saw Wallendorf and Decolvenaere "with their buttocks exposed and their helmets still on, having sex.” Concluding that the sex was consensual, Emiliano called for backup. Officer Diane McNamara arrived, and arrested them for public sex. McNamara also smelled alcohol on Wallendorf's breath, prompting the addi tional drunken-driving charge.

    Wallendorf pleaded guilty to the drunken-driving charge and was ordered to pay a $300 fine. The sex charges were dropped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob
    A pair of bikers in Brooklyn were caught with their pants down… but their helmets still on!

    Robert Wallendorf and his fiancée Demetra Decolvenaere were spotted having sex in a service road (no pun intended…) by police. They were charged with public lewdness and nudity. Wallendorf was also hit with a single count of drunken driving, to which he pleaded guilty.

    Officer Judy Emiliano, on routine patrol, came upon (this gets worse…) the 1981 Honda motorcycle.

    She then saw Wallendorf and Decolvenaere "with their buttocks exposed and their helmets still on, having sex.” Concluding that the sex was consensual, Emiliano called for backup. Officer Diane McNamara arrived, and arrested them for public sex. McNamara also smelled alcohol on Wallendorf's breath, prompting the addi tional drunken-driving charge.

    Wallendorf pleaded guilty to the drunken-driving charge and was ordered to pay a $300 fine. The sex charges were dropped.
    What a pair of spoiltsports. I bet CHIPs would have left them to it.

    Wonder if they were wearing full faces??

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    Any photos?????????
    Did I really say that
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    now I know what to do on valentines day hahahaha.
    Hilarious!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toads
    now I know what to do on valentines day hahahaha.

    Watching people have sex in public? Each to their own!
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    yeee ha

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    Nice to hear they were using adequate protection
    Because I can...

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    Wot head did he have his helmet on to make for safe sex?? :spudwhat:

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    ......hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm no im not going to say.

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    Now there's an idea for a poll - who out there has had sex on/over/while riding a bike? What tips could they pass on....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Now there's an idea for a poll - who out there has had sex on/over/while riding a bike? What tips could they pass on....
    Make sure it's on the main stand an there's no spoil sport pommie coppers about.

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    Seeing as they were intending to marry

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrat
    Make sure it's on the main stand an there's no spoil sport pommie coppers about.
    it's unlikely to have been a one night stand!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Now there's an idea for a poll - who out there has had sex on/over/while riding a bike? What tips could they pass on....
    if its a sport bike dont try on the bike..ya need to bend her over the the seat sideways, and be sure to watch out for head shake(wouldnt want any scratches) a steering damper helps, good suspention setup is the key to a good ride, and keep a rag handy......have fun out there and remember no glove(spidi are good) no love

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrat
    Make sure it's on the main stand an there's no spoil sport pommie coppers about.
    Or gun toting 'Merkin coppers.

    Hint: Brooklyn - $300 fine...

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    Was that the Muff-ti cops??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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