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    I hae to say it, but it is the beginning of the end.........let us know what bike you get to add to the collection.

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    Remind her that women outnumber men in New Zealand. Getting a new wife is easier than selling the bike.
    Time to ride

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    The fact that she said 'get a life, get a car' worries me. Surely she should be saying 'get off the computer and come give me some attention' or was your treatment at the mens clinic unsuccessful?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    I say take it international... move to Edgecumbe...
    Don't you have to own a Hyosung to live there?

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    A pressie for the missus
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    truth is,its a language thing.when they say things like that,they really mean they want more attention.

    buy her a Ninja 250 R and a set of riding gear.if she likes the bike,youll have a new thing to do together.

    If not,youll have a cool present for her replacement....
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    Maybe shes the one not doing things right, after all it isn't THAT difficult to distract a guy away from a computer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

    Send her to my Mrs New place, i'll let you know when i find her ! TBH i didn't notice she had left till you posted that !
    PT !!!! lol but it sounds like she needs someone to talk to ! Second thoughts don't send her to talk to mine ! That shit may be contageous !

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.L View Post
    Maybe shes the one not doing things right, after all it isn't THAT difficult to distract a guy away from a computer...
    Your not wrong ! Heidi came into the room last night and wow, she really spun my wheels !
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    Came in carrying a new set of clip ons, oil pack and filter for my bike in one hand and a pizza and beer in the other !
    Pffffffft KB didn't stand a chance !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'


    It's a milestone - nearly all of us hear this at some point. Think of it as a right of passage. She needs to meet more KBers so...

    ... party at yours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    .... 'Get a life, get a car!'
    = oxymoron........
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Hey everyone, thanks for the messages of support

    She enjoys taking the piss out of me and my thing for bikes, I told her that I had put what she said onto KB and I read her the replies, much to our amusement....then she told me that she didn't realise how many 'bike geeks' there were out there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    Hey everyone, thanks for the messages of support

    She enjoys taking the piss out of me and my thing for bikes, I told her that I had put what she said onto KB and I read her the replies, much to our amusement....then she told me that she didn't realise how many 'bike geeks' there were out there!
    Tell her I found the best thing was, if you cant beat em, join em. Hubby and I share our PC as well as our love of bikes. MDU has the best idea, socialise with the members, quick way to get to know the faces behind the names
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    Hey everyone, thanks for the messages of support

    She enjoys taking the piss out of me and my thing for bikes, I told her that I had put what she said onto KB and I read her the replies, much to our amusement....then she told me that she didn't realise how many 'bike geeks' there were out there!
    Geek...Geek.....GEEK...

    Right, not having that. Once I've finished this game of Dungeons & Dragons and watched the last three episodes of Star Trek, I'm coming round there in the buff for a dance.

    Geek, the cheek of it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I'm coming round there in the buff for a dance.
    OWWWWW my eyes are bleeding
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Get another bike. 2 bikes = 4 wheels, you can argue that it's like having a car. And life is surely better with 2 bikes.

    Problem solved!

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