Was that before or after I was mesmorized by the pretty VDU of your GPS unit?Originally Posted by Gremlin
No no, I'm pretty sure this massive GiJoe fella threw me on my bike, told me I was going to follow him or else, and being such a small vulnerable fella, I valued my life too much to object
Did I over-do that, or is it slightly credible?The funny thing is I bet the Katoom was thinking "oh bloody hell, here we go again!"
I felt sorry for X-Whatsit ... trapped between two mad bikers who obviously have scant regard for things like sanity and reason. We are the poster boys for all that is wrong. Our gallows humor and off-tangent remarks means ADD is well and truly defined by our banter.
Damn good that when we are on our bikes we aren't talking. Wait, what did we get up to our bikes again?
1. Blatant knee-down exaggerations - I swear I went faster by just sticking my knee out to one side (or the opposite of what I was meant to be doing) Gremlin is so tall, he just sneezes and hes kneedown.
2. Meerkat mansion - doing the ol'standy-peggy thing to look around. Gremlin with his excessive asian scorning height means he can hit the low height bars in carparks.
3. Jean Simmons stretch show - watching Gremlin do his calisthenics to keep limber on the KTM was hilarious, I got spittle from making *snortmewmew* noises in my helmet.
4. We somehow coaxed moar speed out of our rides by running alongside our bikes, swimming through the air and of course, tucking down onto the tank.
5. Naked bikes with crash knobs can be used as cruisiers (Zapf does this all the time), plonk legs or feet up on them and you can be easy riding!
6. Gremlin is like a living swiss army knife. He can fix Scottoilers by just being a tool!
7. Being TEC is hard when Gremlin insists on being a RTEC (rear of TEC) ... not too bad, but I would have worried if he was riding a Honda!
8. I think KTM need to market more to the clinically insane, Gremlin can be their sales rep.
9. There is no ninth point.
To paraphase ... just the usual things done by the good ol'boys, trying to do no harm, since the day we were born!
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I just do it so I don't have to write it all down in a diary and one day when I am old and doddery I can download the info into my hardwired neuro-implant and giggle at the tomfoolery I got up to with other merkins! 
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