Well that just shows how unattractive I am to the opposite sex. My bike is the horniest sounding bike you've ever heard, period. Even Jimbo and Tazman excreted a little tonight. And I'm getting no extra action at all.
Easily ammused
Well that just shows how unattractive I am to the opposite sex. My bike is the horniest sounding bike you've ever heard, period. Even Jimbo and Tazman excreted a little tonight. And I'm getting no extra action at all.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Forum whore
To be fair - it was turned off when I saw it and before that you were behind me so I couldn't hear anything over my own growlOriginally Posted by Fatjim
A hundy to swap
my 600 needs a bit of growl (er) on the pillion seat
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
This is going to be veeeeeeeeeeery handy tomorrow, when it is presented to a VW Polo driving workmate.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
Seem to recall something about guys who ride bikes lose their sex drive and the woman get tuned on by sound of thump motors. Ya just cant win.
Skyyrder
Free Scott Watson.
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That was hugely entertaining! The Polo driver at work was NOT impressed!!!
He was seen later that day, surfing TardMe for a vintage Merc that he had "always wanted"...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
So its been established that the v-twin thumpers are "good". But what about the good ol' IL4? Or V4?
Slapper?
Ive no doubt,English women consider red bands more feminine than knickers and have been known to refer to them as cut-offs.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Moped rider
I wondered if there was scientific jargon explaining my overwhelming feelings of
An experience cannot be proven, intellect and reason cannot prove the beauty of an awesome relationship with a motorbike.
Po ta toes
Hubby started up his bucket yesterday and I jumped on to see how the new seat felt..... well bugger me! Attach a dildo and that thing could bring hours of pleasure... even without an attchment it was quite pleasurable.... made me think of Number One and how much she'd like it!!
Here for the arcade.
I still think electric bikes may have a chance if they're aimed at high performance:
Forum whore
Hubby started up his bucket yesterday and I jumped on to see how the new seat felt..... well bugger me! Attach a dildo and that thing could bring hours of pleasure... even without an attchment it was quite pleasurable.... made me think of Number One and how much she'd like it!!
What brand is it - Sybian??
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Hardcore Biker
Must be true. had a girly on the back once...
and evertime i put the power on . she grabbed me by the old fella,,
so we went fast everywhere,.
KEV
Scooter boy
Take a 60's 650 triumph twin,strap female of choice to the back and keep the revs between three and six thousand. Try it!!
Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
Pfffft, I'd wager good money that more women have been brought to orgasm by electric motors than petrol powered ones by a large margin!
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