Another Wedding Photo

**Biff** · 9th February 2005, 10:26

Why it's important to smile......

**Blakamin** · 9th February 2005, 10:31

Do you blame him for not smiling????????

**Skunk** · 9th February 2005, 10:38

Originally Posted by Blakamin

Do you blame him for not smiling?

That's not nice. She's probably a very nice person. With a big heart.

**scumdog** · 9th February 2005, 11:03

Oh-oh, here we go again, any minute now "somebody" is going to point out the heartlesness of all you critical peoples.....

**Blakamin** · 9th February 2005, 11:07

does any bloke actually smile on his wedding day?????
I thought the stress was too much.....

**White trash** · 9th February 2005, 11:10

I almost farken fainted mate. Then I got the giggles and me and the best man were basically pissing ourselves by the end of it.

**Midnight 82** · 9th February 2005, 11:11

:spudwhat: What is there two people in this photo

**scumdog** · 9th February 2005, 11:36

Originally Posted by White trash

I almost farken fainted mate.

Me too! But then it was in Las Vegas and the temperature was 48 degrees AND the Caddy limo had the air-conditioning turned off as it was overheating!!

I wonder how the poor peoples weddings go???

**Biff** · 9th February 2005, 12:00

Originally Posted by scumdog

I wonder how the poor peoples weddings go???

I met a poor person once. Then I stepped over him.

**White trash** · 9th February 2005, 12:07

What I'm interested in, is where the fuck you find all these wedding pics, Biff? I mean, do you surf wedding sites all day or some shit? :spudwhat:

**Biff** · 9th February 2005, 12:13

Originally Posted by White trash

What I'm interested in, is where the fuck you find all these wedding pics, Biff? I mean, do you surf wedding sites all day or some shit? :spudwhat:

Nah - every morning I get shed loads of funnies, photo's and such like. I received the one I posted yesterday, yestereday. Today's was received months ago.

Here, have some lunch......

**jrandom** · 9th February 2005, 12:15

Originally Posted by Blakamin

does any bloke actually smile on his wedding day?????
I thought the stress was too much.....

Nope.

I don't think I smiled, apart from fake ones for the photos. It was awful.

A friend of mine was given a hip flask full of Glenlivet the morning of his wedding day. He said it helped greatly.

My advice to anyone who wants to get married?

Go to the registry office, it's only $30 or so. Get it over with. What, you got $15,000 you don't know what to do with and you want to blow it on a big party? Have a big bloody party then, but why associate it with your piece of paper that just ends up begetting decidely MORE expensive pieces of paper ten years later when you divorce and have to split up the house that you've actually paid for about 85% of while she sat at home looking after the kid that SHE wanted?

It just ends in tears, mark my words.

Might as well get drunk and kill yourself already. Think of the children.