Girls best friend.....

**texmo** · 16th September 2004, 16:30

**Sparky Bills** · 16th September 2004, 16:34

That is one big tounge!
How does it not bite it off??!!
Imagine the drowl!!

**MrMelon** · 16th September 2004, 18:18

check it out yo
http://tungdog.com/

**marty** · 16th September 2004, 19:03

*phew* thought that was gonna be a porn site

**Ms Piggy** · 16th September 2004, 19:53

Originally Posted by texmo

Ewwwwwwww - that's just a dodgey innuendo mate.

**vifferman** · 16th September 2004, 19:56

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.

**Blakamin** · 16th September 2004, 19:58

Originally Posted by GoatFood

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.

You're getting funnier GF..... I woulda believed your posts if i didnt see your profile

**Marknz** · 16th September 2004, 19:59

Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily

Ewwwwwwww - that's just a dodgey innuendo mate.

No no, that'd be a doggey innuendo

**Motu** · 16th September 2004, 20:57

Originally Posted by GoatFood

Why is this a girls best friend? I thought dogs were called man's best friend.
I like goats, espacially Myrana.

Girls like dogs because they can talk to them all day about really important issues,and won't change to a sports channel while she's talking.

So,how do goats compare to sheep? - they don't look as cuddly,will my velcro gloves still work?

**vifferman** · 16th September 2004, 21:05

Originally Posted by Motu

Girls like dogs because they can talk to them all day about really important issues,and won't change to a sports channel while she's talking.

So,how do goats compare to sheep? - they don't look as cuddly,will my velcro gloves still work?

Dogs can not talk.
Many goats are bigger than sheep but not as fat and they are clever. But there are fat goats, some nearly as big as small horse. My goats are freindly and sometimes I hug them but they dont me hug back. What are velcro gloves?

**manuboy** · 16th September 2004, 21:18

Originally Posted by GoatFood

Dogs can not talk.
Many goats are bigger than sheep but not as fat and they are clever. But there are fat goats, some nearly as big as small horse. My goats are freindly and sometimes I hug them but they dont me hug back. What are velcro gloves?

.......ohmygodthatsit......

goatfood ... goatfood ...... goatfood.

I'm a noobie here too mate. farbeit for me to give advice but you're killing me. Theres a 99% chance you're taking the urine, but please stop! It's a great little community, but .....

ahhhh what the hell... post away mate.... nobody ever died laughing...

**dangerous** · 16th September 2004, 21:32

Originally Posted by GoatFood

Dogs can not talk.
What are velcro gloves?

Ohhh.......

dont matter mate gumboots will do the same trick

**Ghost Lemur** · 16th September 2004, 21:37

Originally Posted by manuboy

.......ohmygodthatsit......
nobody ever died laughing...

Actually they have.

The record for having laughed to death is held by some guy who found the Goodies even funnier than I.

**ching_ching** · 17th September 2004, 06:44

I wonder if that canine realises how much he's been blessed with?

**jrandom** · 17th September 2004, 06:50

Originally Posted by GoatFood

Dogs can not talk.
Many goats are bigger than sheep but not as fat and they are clever. But there are fat goats, some nearly as big as small horse. My goats are freindly and sometimes I hug them but they dont me hug back. What are velcro gloves?

It's Motu!

I bet Mr Food has a girlfriend called Heather...