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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Was that the Muff-ti cops??
    Hardly be an "under cover" cop

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    The pommies can be too bad. They only got DIC, the public sex charge got dropped
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    Well can anyone on here imagine a better way to go? Making love to a beautifull woman while riding a nice bike down the rode. Certainly not a bad way to meet one's end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard_draken
    Well can anyone on here imagine a better way to go? Making love to a beautifull woman while riding a nice bike down the rode. Certainly not a bad way to meet one's end.
    Hang on, young fella. Did no-one tell you that guys don't multitask very well?
    Keep your end on one saddle at a time
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard_draken
    Well can anyone on here imagine a better way to go? Making love to a beautifull woman while riding a nice bike down the rode. Certainly not a bad way to meet one's end.
    be one hell of a crash if you met your own "end", one would assume said female would have been thrown clear for that to happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Hang on, young fella. Did no-one tell you that guys don't multitask very well?
    Keep your end on one saddle at a time
    Kinda the point was'nt it?
    (note) I have no intention of actually trying this, that would be silly. Now if the bike were parked on its centre stand in the backyard or garage.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    Watching people have sex in public? Each to their own!
    naaa do it with our helmets on dummy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toads
    naaa do it with our helmets on dummy!!!
    Will that make you invisible so no one can watch??






    Ooooops, no, they got caught,huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiderInBlack
    The pommies can be too bad. They only got DIC, the public sex charge got dropped
    Pommies? This happened in Brooklyn, which is traditionally in New York State. So you're talking about Merkins here.

    If it had been in the UK/England/Whichever name you wish to use today, we'd have looked the other way, being prudes like wot we are... and then arrested them for the drink-driving charge.

    Come to think of it, they'd have got away with it, as long as they didn't speed when they left the scene (very long rant about speed cameras and lack of genuine police on the roads deleted...)
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    Ermmm.... Helmet, tinted visor, leather, latex, bike, plastic, sex...... x 2 ermmmm

    :P LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapf
    Ermmm.... Helmet, tinted visor, leather, latex, bike, plastic, sex...... x 2 ermmmm

    :P LOL
    Just imto straight sex then, only x 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mongoose
    Just imto straight sex then, only x 2
    Thanks, that's more than I need to know. Still I guess as long as you're wearing your helmet. Wonder what colour their helmets were - purple???

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    Quote Originally Posted by toads
    naaa do it with our helmets on dummy!!!
    Well if you're offering - I'm game! :spudwave:


    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    What tips could they pass on....
    The exhaust gets mighty hot. Avoid touching it with your 'sensitive bits'.

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    Not tried ON MV...over, well that's a different story

    Fazer... Good for sex...

    Does doing it on the TT grandstand count?
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    At the risk of being accused as a sexist I note that if was a female cop who did the booking..............and now I speculate who dropped the sex charge was it a male or a female??

    Guesses anyone.


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