Infidelities rampant at work Christmas parties

**Badjelly** · 3rd December 2008, 17:00

Be careful out there folks! You have been warned.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4781282a19716.html

**AlBundy** · 3rd December 2008, 17:14

Sweet, anyone know of one we can go to to have some fun...

We could be the Christmas party crashers...

**slofox** · 3rd December 2008, 17:40

Ms Pihema would be a bloody killjoy then would she not.....?

**ynot slow** · 3rd December 2008, 17:40

Was good fun when as a young 17yr old working in a company with 100 plus staff,90% female,of those 60% were under 30yrs.Xmas piss up was at 12 noon on 23rd Dec.Used to go from work to all pubs,by about 7ish(closing time 11pm)a few girls were well on the way,many a xmas kiss(peck) ended with tongue/tonsil dancing,all good clean fun sort of.

**Paul in NZ** · 3rd December 2008, 17:42

You HAVE seen the people I work with???

**xwhatsit** · 3rd December 2008, 17:43

A survey run by a condom manufacturer -- some statistical bias there perhaps

**Bren** · 3rd December 2008, 17:45

bloody infidels....death to them all !!!

**jrandom** · 3rd December 2008, 18:12

Personally, I'm hoping my missus gets drunk and snogs the receptionist.

**Trudes** · 3rd December 2008, 18:14

Ummm, or you could have a little thing that is kinda pretty important in a relationship.... TRUST!!!!

**jrandom** · 3rd December 2008, 18:19

Originally Posted by Trudes

TRUST!!!!

In my experience, less than half the people I've ever met are worthy of it.

This means that unless at least half of the population wishes to go without a partner, they're going to have to figure out how to work around a lack thereof.

**98tls** · 3rd December 2008, 18:25

Originally Posted by Trudes

Ummm, or you could have a little thing that is kinda pretty important in a relationship.... TRUST!!!!

Trust is good

My Border Collie Mac is completly trustworthy.Ive yet to meet a human worthy of said comment,then again ive never been let down by one,go figure.

**Trudes** · 3rd December 2008, 18:29

I just found this bit:
"If you suspect your spouse of being romantically involved with someone at work, we strongly recommend you attend the office party,'' Ms Pihema said.

as what?????
If I thought mine was getting up to no good at work and would fuck some office bird at the Xmas party I'd be more inclinded to give him the flick if I couldn't trust him than turn up at the party and do the possesive wifey thing. That's just me though, I trust my man, he also knows I can and would kick his arse.

**Sniper** · 3rd December 2008, 18:30

Man, Kiwi Xmas parties are much better than here......

Mind you, secluded tropical island, free grog for an entire 24hr period and MissSniper not watching me type this.....

**klingon** · 3rd December 2008, 18:33

Originally Posted by Article

"Do not be put off by your partner suggesting the Christmas party is a 'closed shop' or that you will not know anyone there. Arrange for a babysitter if you have children, wear your fancy attire and turn up.''

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Ummm... so what if the Xmas party really is a 'closed shop' ie for staff only. You just gonna barge your way in there and show the entire company that you don't trust your partner? No wonder s/he's cheating on you!