Aunty Riff Raff's Bike Sex Therapy

**bugjuice** · 11th February 2005, 11:53

Originally Posted by avgas

Come on people, tell me you havent had sex after ya partner (or someone else), says "Thats a nice bike, you should take me for a ride".
To which you reply

and then later on in hospital

has anyone actually used or had used on them, a line like that - and it worked..??
Not to blow ones toot here (lets face it, if you could, you wouldn't need a chick

), but so far, nothing for me.. but then again, I don't think I've been trying..
Do Joey's lines work, from Friends..??
how you doin...?

**StoneChucker** · 11th February 2005, 11:59

Originally Posted by bugjuice

how you doin...?

"It worked on all of YOUR friends"

(Joey, TV2)

I think the line is irrelevant, it's how you deliver it, and how confident you are... But in answer to you question, no...

**jrandom** · 11th February 2005, 12:17

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

I think the line is irrelevant, it's how you deliver it, and how confident you are... But in answer to you question, no...

Precisely.

If you look like Joey and have a handful of gold cards in your wallet, ANY line will do.

**vifferman** · 11th February 2005, 12:24

Originally Posted by jrandom

Precisely.

If you look like Joey and have a handful of gold cards in your wallet, ANY line will do.

Whabout if you have a handful of gold cards in your wallet and look only marginally better (and that's debatable) than WINJA's avatar? :spudwhat:

**jrandom** · 11th February 2005, 12:26

Originally Posted by vifferman

Whabout if you have a handful of gold cards in your wallet and look only marginally better (and that's debatable) than WINJA's avatar? :spudwhat:

Doesn't matter; either way, Karen would still kill you.

**Slipstream** · 11th February 2005, 12:26

Originally Posted by jrandom

Precisely.

If you look like Joey and have a handful of gold cards in your wallet, ANY line will do.

except,

"My wifes at home with our 3 children and my girlfriend is outta town, I'm a bit lonley and in desperate need to shag anyone...I hope you don't mind that I have the clap, but do you wanna go and do the johnny rotten with me in the mens toilets?

No?

How about the women's toilets then?"

**MSTRS:Me** · 11th February 2005, 12:30

or the old gem - 'Would you like a dance? No. Then I suppose a f... is out of the question"

**jrandom** · 11th February 2005, 12:32

Originally Posted by Slipstream

"My wifes at home with our 3 children and my girlfriend is outta town, I'm a bit lonley and in desperate need to shag anyone...I hope you don't mind that I have the clap, but do you wanna go and do the johnny rotten with me in the mens toilets?

How did I KNOW that you'd be the one who'd refute my point with a line like that?

**vifferman** · 11th February 2005, 12:52

Originally Posted by jrandom

How did I KNOW that you'd be the one who'd refute my point with a line like that?

Psychicisminism?

You prearranged it?

Alternate reality?

I suppose that was one o them thar rhetorical questions...

Phnark, I'm bored. Why didn't someone (anyone) choose today to sneak off and go for a ride?

**bugjuice** · 11th February 2005, 12:55

**Sniper** · 11th February 2005, 12:58

I am still a virgin but I think my girlfriend tells me otherwise

**Riff Raff** · 11th February 2005, 13:04

So.............. 5 people have had sex with a bike. Wish I'd set up the poll so we could see who voted for what!!!
Theoretically speaking... if you had an orgasm while riding a bike, (due to those sexy Ducati vibrations and that sound...) does that mean you had sex with the bike? :spudwhat: