Aunty Riff Raff's Bike Sex Therapy

**jrandom** · 11th February 2005, 13:14

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Theoretically speaking... if you had an orgasm while riding a bike, (due to those sexy Ducati vibrations and that sound...) does that mean you had sex with the bike? :spudwhat:

Yeah, I reckon. If nobody else was involved.

But if the orgasm was due to your pillion's ministrations, you couldn't really bring the bike into the equation, and you'd still have to call yourself a moto-virgin.

**Riff Raff** · 11th February 2005, 13:20

Originally Posted by jrandom

Yeah, I reckon. If nobody else was involved.
But if the orgasm was due to your pillion's ministrations, you couldn't really bring the bike into the equation, and you'd still have to call yourself a moto-virgin.

What if you were the pillion, and it was the bike that was causing the orgasm, but only because you were able to just enjoy the feeling because someone else was doing the concentrating on riding the bike, but they had no other part in aforementioned orgasm? :spudwhat:

**jrandom** · 11th February 2005, 13:24

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

What if you were the pillion, and it was the bike that was causing the orgasm, but only because you were able to just enjoy the feeling because someone else was doing the concentrating on riding the bike, but they had no other part in aforementioned orgasm? :spudwhat:

Tricky.

It would have to be addressed by experiment.

I hear the SV650S's pillion seat is quite comfy. How about if I promise to clean it afterwards?

**bugjuice** · 11th February 2005, 13:24

lmao.. starting to sound like someone has experiance here..

**Riff Raff** · 11th February 2005, 13:27

Originally Posted by jrandom

Tricky.
It would have to be addressed by experiment.
I hear the SV650S's pillion seat is quite comfy. How about if I promise to clean it afterwards?

Err.... NO!!!

**vifferman** · 11th February 2005, 13:41

Originally Posted by jrandom

Why didn't YOU?[meaning ME]{sneak off and go for a ride}

Because I couldn't think of anywhere I wanted to go!

**vifferman** · 11th February 2005, 13:43

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

What if you were the pillion, and it was the bike that was causing the orgasm, but only because you were able to just enjoy the feeling because someone else was doing the concentrating on riding the bike, but they had no other part in aforementioned orgasm? :spudwhat:

I have heard (and this is not verified by anyone reputable, or even disreputable) that this is the main allure that HDs have for people of the feminine persuasion...

**Riff Raff** · 11th February 2005, 13:50

Originally Posted by vifferman

I have heard (and this is not verified by anyone reputable, or even disreputable) that this is the main allure that HDs have for people of the feminine persuasion...

I have been on the back of a harley and it didn't do much for me.
Now Ducatis are a different story....

**vifferman** · 11th February 2005, 13:53

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

I have been on the back of a harley and it didn't do much for me.

Maybe it was the wrong kind. Perhaps it has to be a XZGRSGRGRG Ultravibe.
Or a GFCBVGZXXX Wide'n'FatBoy.

Ducatis do it for everyone (excepting those that don't have souls).

**Riff Raff** · 11th February 2005, 13:57

Originally Posted by vifferman

Ducatis do it for everyone (excepting those that don't have souls).

Yes, shame I'm not getting one this year, but I'm still getting something very sexy!

**vifferman** · 11th February 2005, 14:12

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Yes, shame I'm not getting one this year, but I'm still getting something very sexy!

Ah... lemme guess...

Some lingerie?

A new boy?

A naughty magazine?

A VFR800 (with pipe'n'slipper holder)?

A new ambulance driver uniform {ducks and runs for cover}....

**vifferman** · 11th February 2005, 14:23

The girl's got balls (and they're not hers...)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4253849.stm

**bugjuice** · 11th February 2005, 14:28

ouch. I can't even imagine pain like that (and no, I don't want to know or even come close..)
I can't think of anything else to say but ouch

**Riff Raff** · 11th February 2005, 14:38

Change of topic from ycky stuff introduced into my thread by fiendish people!

So we have one person who has had sex while riding a bike. Can that person please enlighten us on how it's done... best position etc?