Who would win?

[fireball]

my money is on the beehive turning up and telling them that fighting was illegal and creating a law to stop them.

[SARGE]

It'd have to, like, hop around. Or use a directable rocket nozzle.

The bridge would definitely have contact weapons only. Big fist thingies.

HARBOUR BRIDGE SMASH!

Where would you watch the battle from?

Mt. Eden.. duh

[Swoop]

attack like a Crobra

Is that what a bloke uses to remove a very stubborn bra?

[SARGE]

Is that what a bloke uses to remove a very stubborn bra?

no.. thats Rum & Coke

[McJim]

Delectable though the topic of female underwear removal is - meanwhile back at the ranch the Bridge would not only transform itself but would incorporate all the vehicles that happened to be on it into the transformation whereas the sky tower would only have lots of little walking pokies as it's assistance.

The Harbour Bridge FTW.

[SARGE]

Delectable though the topic of female underwear removal is - meanwhile back at the ranch the Bridge would not only transform itself but would incorporate all the vehicles that happened to be on it into the transformation whereas the sky tower would only have lots of little walking pokies as it's assistance.

The Harbour Bridge FTW.

either way..Ponsonby gets wiped out...


bonus..

[McJim]

either way..Ponsonby gets wiped out...


bonus..

I reckon the viaduct would be the first collateral damage...where would New Zealand be if we lost all that Advetising and Media talent?

[SARGE]

I reckon the viaduct would be the first collateral damage...where would New Zealand be if we lost all that Advetising and Media talent?

ive seen the ads..no big loss..



the Plates.co.nz ones on the radio are pretty good though

[Skyryder]

I got a go with the Sky Tower for no other reason than the name. Mind you if that's the criteria then the Bridge would win on the basis of the double cross.


Skyryder

[Usarka]

Delectable though the topic of female underwear removal is - meanwhile back at the ranch the Bridge would not only transform itself but would incorporate all the vehicles that happened to be on it into the transformation whereas the sky tower would only have lots of little walking pokies as it's assistance.

The Harbour Bridge FTW.

Ah but by that logic the parts of skycity attached by the foundations would also transform. Transform hotel1 dum dee dee dum, hotel 2 is fab. PLUS the carpark and all the mercedes belonging to the asian midday gamblers would turn into a giant fuhrerbot.



Oh! And it the tower has beer. The pointy thing shoots beer at the bridge which staggers around drunk smashing downtown auckland (just like a normal friday night) until it falls over and some cuzzy steals it's battery.

[kezzafish]

my money is on the beehive turning up and telling them that fighting was illegal and creating a law to stop them.

ha haaaaaa,
Te Papa would fuck the beehive up, not to mention the bridge and the junkie ass syringe.
Werd
OUR place all up in YOUR face

[Jez]

the minions of transformed pokie machines would mesmerise the bridge and all vehicles with their flashy lights and jingles ... then whilst the bridge was distracted with the chance to loose coinage the skytower would use its giant syringe to sedate the bridge before stomping it into the harbour.

As a bonus Auckland would be crippled and the "power" hub of new zealand would have to move somewhere less violent, like Invercargill

[McJim]

As a bonus Auckland would be crippled and the "power" hub of new zealand would have to move somewhere less violent, like Invercargill

Don't give them ideas. Anyway - Tiwai Point Smelter would transform and beat them all up and chase them back to the Northern satellite island away from the Mainland.

[Big Dave]

Don't give them ideas. Anyway - Tiwai Point Smelter would transform

It would much handier if it turned into a fuk-off-big patio heater.

[The Lone Rider]

Am I the first person to say...

Chuck Norris would win?