An open letter from an irate customer to B&Q

[Bob]

TO: B&Q

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours sincerely,


(For those of you that may not know, B&Q are a kitchen/bathroom/general hardware store - and sponsored the yacht that Ellen MacArthur sailed round the world in record time for a solo voyage)

[Biff]

LMAO - In my experience B&Q were bloody useless.

[Sniper]

Hehe, thats true though