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  1. 8th December 2008, 11:02 #1
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    Check your kids' homework











    Mum actually works at a Home Depot Store
    She is selling a shovel
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    Ok so you dont work as a pole dancer in a strip club then ?
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    That is classic!
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    Only corrupted minds make out to her dancing round a pole!!

    I knew she was selling a shovel!
    Infact its even in a Bunnings store!


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    i didnt picture a stripper pole, but i was wondering wtf it was, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpess View Post
    Only corrupted minds make out to her dancing round a pole!!

    I knew she was selling a shovel!
    Infact its even in a Bunnings store!
    my first thought was axe....welll nah it was stripper pole
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    I was actually trying to figure out what the fuck it was!
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    Many years ago my sons homework was "what do your parents do?"

    My son told his teacher that "Mummy sells drugs"










    She worked in a pharmacy
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    LOL!! That's better than my son telling his class that daddy likes to play with boys (I was playing rugby at the time)
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    I think it's a compliment on good parenting.


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    Cool

    I was thinking a heavy handed debt collector...

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    kids sure do come out with some classic moments
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