Fancy dress parties

[Blossom]

So I have to go to a fancy dress party on friday night for the mans work.
I have decided to go as supernanny cause its blardy funny and I have made my own naughty spot.
Man has not yet decided on who he wants to go as but last report was 'the stig'
Soo.... what of you lot. what is the best fancy dress idea you have had yet? Or maybe its one you have seen?

The man could use some inspiration.
Thanks all.

[Tank]

if you are Supernanny - he could be a nughty, naughty boy

[Mom]

I had just started a new job as PA to the Managing Director of a company, it was the week of Halloween, and there was a big company Halloween party that I was told in no uncertain terms I had to attend. Dont know if any of you remember the What Now skits on a Sunday morning with the dolls come to life, Barbie was called Lifestyle Sharon.

Anyway a friend had made her daughter a Lifestyle Sharon outfit which I borrowed, complete with short red sequined skirt and blolero top, blonde wig and red bow hairties in the ponytails...LOL

I went as his worst nightmare His new PA! Totally OTT blonde carry on, had him in stitches. Served him right really, he thought I would turn up in something far more traditional, obviously did not know me that well

[Tank]

Anyway a friend had made her daughter a Lifestyle Sharon outfit which I borrowed, complete with short red sequined skirt and blolero top, blonde wig and red bow hairties in the ponytails...LOL

got pics ????

[Mom]

got pics ????

I am sure there are some somewhere, sadly I dont have any. I do however have a pic of me singing in a little group we called True Agony. We styled ourselves on that all girl TV picked singing group True Bliss, and applied a large amount of poetic license


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[mister.koz]

got pics ????

Yeah, i'm with tank. pics??

[NinjaNanna]

Gene Simmons from his KISS days, either that or Disco Dan with double mega Fro

[Blossom]

if you are Supernanny - he could be a nughty, naughty boy

err yeah that one has been suggested a few times so far and he is less than enthusiastic about the idea. After all his user name on here is blossomsowner so I guess that gives you an idea of his opinion of me bossing him about.

His latest plan is to go as the crocodile hunter, all I can imagine now is him in some tight green rugby shorts....

and yeah...how about some pix of your fancy dress costumes eh?

[kevfromcoro]

Went to a p party once
by p..iam mean everyone had to dress up in something starting with p
there were penguins. pussys. possums.peglegs.
all sorts.
me and the missus... put 2 rabit suits on...with a bit of fluff between our legs..
haha...2 pubic hares..........

[Blossom]

2 pubic hares..........

omg... that is brilliant. pics please????

[Fatt Max]

Ah yes, fancy dress parties.

I go dressed in nothing but a pair of undies. When asked "What are you" I simply say "I'm a premature ejaculation, I've come in my pants"

Still waiting for a prize though......

I knew a dyslexic guy who went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

There was also the girl who went dressed in nothing but black socks and black gloves. When asked what she was, she did a star jump and said "The 5 of spades"

[kevfromcoro]

omg... that is brilliant. pics please????

nah...you might stick it all over the internet...
got a few thinking though.....
KEV

[Subike]

I went to a fancy dress party which was for a couple who had been engauged to be married.
It was for a family that were Greek Orthodox Catholics !
I dressed as a Greek Orthodox Priest, full long black beard and funny skull cap!
My partner as A Nun, Big white bib, veil and rosery beeds!
The twist was that she was "pregnant"!
during the night on the dance floor she went into "labour pains"
And dropped a "baby" out from under her habit! ( baby was a plastic doll)
It went down really well and every body was shocked at first till they saw the fun of it.

[Maha]

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.....

Paint (using makeup etc) you face a pasty red/pruple colour, and just before you enter the party, fill your mouth with Custard (be sure to take custard with you) when the first person asks ''what you are''? bash your puffed cheecks with both hands (expelling the custard) and then tell them that you are a Pimple!!

[Fatt Max]

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.....

Paint (using makeup etc) you face a pasty red/pruple colour, and just before you enter the party, fill your mouth with Custard (be sure to take custard with you) when the first person asks ''what you are''? bash your puffed cheecks with both hands (expelling the custard) and then tell them that you are a Pimple!!

That is facking mint mate, roll on the crimbo works do...