Invisible armour. Where do I get me some?

[SARGE]

Make Driver's Ed compulsory in secondary schools?

it has been compulsory to get your D/L in the States since the 70's..taught in schools whe the student hits 15..

[Richi]

OK this has come up a few times in recent threads but I am gonna have my bitch...

I have just been out to get some lunch, walking along Customs Street West in the warm drizzle thinking 'what poo conditions to be riding in' and then I see a sight that left me momentarily lost for words folowed by incredulity followed by a bit of anger.

THIS CHICK...putting on her stupid little half helmet about to get on her scooter and join the masses on those greasy roads.
The rest of her attire consisted of a sleeveless knee length dress and sandles.

But it was OK FOLKS ....because she obviously was wearing that amazing invisible body armour AND the piece de resistance???

OMG! She was also wearing one of those hi-vis vests with "look for bikes'' on the back. Good on ya. Thats gonna save that sun-bed tanned skin when you arse off on a patch of oil... I mean seriously the roads around the bottom of town are treacherous at the mo!

DUMB BITCH! I don't know why it pisses me off but it just does!

ummmm yea ive seen about 20 so far it does bother me i would hate to be the first on the scene after they come off, be like a cheese grater

I guess they dont see riding scooters as a risk. dont go fast enough blah blah I guess they have never come off a bicycle on the road even that rips u up