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    It isn't only DRINKING and driving you have to watch ...

    [Mods pse move this if it's in the wrong place]




    BE WARNED!! ....

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=684060

    ....... you never know what's coming at ya!!
    ... ...

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    What no charge for wanking while driving?

    How embarrassing
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    What no charge for wanking while driving?
    If you lose your licence for dangerous driving, perhaps he should've lost his knob for dangerous pleasuring?
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    If you lose your licence for dangerous driving, perhaps he should've lost his knob for dangerous pleasuring?
    Quite

    Imagine explaining that to your missus, even allowing you have had an argument
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Cut his dick and hands off. That's what they'd do where he comes from.
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    You would never catch a biker doing that.

    The gloves are too damm bulky.

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    he obviously had played with his diddle far too much and he went blind and crashed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Quite

    Imagine explaining that to your missus, even allowing you have had an argument
    "Um... well drear, I was thinking about you, and got a funny feeling in my trousers, and the next thing the old fella just kinda popped out!"
    So, I thought, "Crikey! Waddooidonow?" and phoned the experts at that sex place to ask them. Next thing I know, I've crashed into another car..."
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    What a dickhead!!!!


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    Pretty shit how all that wanker got was 8 years jail time. 50 years seems more appropriate.

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    what a wanker
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    what a wanker

    Drunken Wanker!!
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    This is definitely a case of having someone in the car with you drinking would have made the situation safer.
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