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  1. 12th December 2008, 06:28 #1
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    Motorcycle Jesus - would somebody care to explain?

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  2. 12th December 2008, 06:40 #2
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    Well Jesus is cool so why not ride a black sports bike.
    Cool guys ride black sports bikes
    Mate good vid. look forward to next one.
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  3. 12th December 2008, 06:43 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    Well Jesus is cool so why not ride a black sports bike.
    Cool guys ride black sports bikes
    Mate good vid. look forward to next one.
    It's an SV too.......
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  4. 12th December 2008, 09:06 #4
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    He's a dick.
    He puts Mary Magdalene on the back in a toga/dress thingie, which would be OK (he's like God, right? So nothing bad will happen to her), yet he's wearing a helmet. WTF?!?
    So, he has no faith in his own riding ability / destiny? If that's the case, since he's immortal, he should've given the helmet to Mary, and magicked up some sexy she-leathers for her.

    I say he's a FAKE!
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    He's a dick.
    He puts Mary Magdalene on the back in a toga/dress thingie, which would be OK (he's like God, right? So nothing bad will happen to her), yet he's wearing a helmet. WTF?!?
    So, he has no faith in his own riding ability / destiny? If that's the case, since he's immortal, he should've given the helmet to Mary, and magicked up some sexy she-leathers for her.

    I say he's a FAKE!
    Nah, I reckon it's fair dinkum. Ya see, Jesus was always a good example to others right? So of course he'd wear a helmet!
    I figure car drivers must be Apes. All they do is sit in cages all day & grunt
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    Long hair (check), Beard (Check), - Jesus would have to ride a Harley.
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  7. 12th December 2008, 10:39 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparrowhawk View Post
    Nah, I reckon it's fair dinkum. Ya see, Jesus was always a good example to others right? So of course he'd wear a helmet!
    So... why was that the only time in the video where he was wearing one, huh? God is consistent and perfect, so He wouldn't make mistakes like this.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Long hair (check), Beard (Check), - Jesus would have to ride a Harley.
    No

    Look at his sandals, his Kaftan

    He must be one of them greenie hippy push bike riders
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  9. 12th December 2008, 11:50 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    No

    Look at his sandals, his Kaftan

    He must be one of them greenie hippy push bike riders
    Jim, you raise a very important point.

    A Bio-fulled Harley perhaps?
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    Jesus rode a Harley Davidson

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    motorcycle jesus WTF !!!

    He rides an SV650

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6b5Zwm...cle-aficionado
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    Quote Originally Posted by colsan1 View Post
    He rides an SV650
    It looks like a SV1000 with a 2-into-1 exhaust on it. It has thy belly pan and I don't think they brought out any 650' in black???
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