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  1. 8th February 2005, 10:49 #1
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    Priceless - A lady at a wedding.

    You are at the wedding...

    You are a total Diva...

    The best dress, a perfect hairdo...

    You fall in love with an invited guest...

    You get secret looks the entire night...

    On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, & he dances like a God...

    You are the couple of the evening...

    The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women...

    The bride is about to throw the bouquet...

    You are first in line, in a strategic position...
    Once there, you wait for the right moment...

    You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him.....

    If I catch the bouquet...I Will Marry You!

    And then, the moment you've been waiting for...

    The bride throws the bouquet...

    He doesn't stop looking at you...

    You jump like never before to catch the bouquet...

    Your arms stretched out...

    Your hands open...

    And suddenly...

    Priceless
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  2. 8th February 2005, 10:56 #2
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    lmao.. I've got to go to more weddings..
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    check the dude second from the left, he's definitely married 8-)
    ..it's another red light nightmare..
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    Quote Originally Posted by 750Y
    check the dude second from the left, he's definitely married 8-)
    why has he got his hands in his pockets?
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  5. 8th February 2005, 13:11 #5
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    Nicely done, haha
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    Tee hee! The expressions on the faces of the assembled multitude are priceless!
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    lol classic

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    funny shit.... looks like an 80's wedding hahahaha
    Lump lingered last in line for brains,
    And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aff-man
    funny shit.... looks like an 80's wedding hahahaha
    Now that you've mentioned the 80's...back row, 2nd from right! Recognise him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacD
    Now that you've mentioned the 80's...back row, 2nd from right!
    Mate, you have earnt my respect

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacD
    Now that you've mentioned the 80's...back row, 2nd from right! Recognise him?
    Is he a young Rachael Hunter?
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    at least she got the bouquet.
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    Shit i think theres some jealous ladys there hehe
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