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    Ahh lads, come on

    You Love it really.

    Ok then, heres a pic of me on holiday last year just for you. It was my first week at the annual "I Beat Annorexia" society summer camp
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    That.... That.... That is a meat pie
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    Well, put it this way,

    I guarantee it's not a crisp bread with a bit of fucking celery on it mate.

    The last time I had a bit of celery in my hand was when I was 23, I was drunk with a rather rude german chick who liked it when....ooh I say....never mind, it was a long time ago.

    Got meeself all unesseccary now.....

    Still, managed to get a snap of her as well, dont think she was much of a biker though.....
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    OMG
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    ......however, as you can see, she certainly enjoyed a ride...!!!
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    FatMax that is so wrong on too many levels.

    Now excuse me while I go bleach my eyeballs and purge those images

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    Street Triple for the win!
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    what about naked men on bikes?
    what about them? they have kinda ugly dangly bits and wouldn't look good on my lovely clean shiny bike.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elysium View Post
    Police motorcyclist in speedos.
    great now I have a mental pic of some 45yr old cop with a beer gut slobbering all over a bike with a mankini on.... ewww.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    LMFAO, fecking great retort my good man.....

    I think this chick has the hang of it though.......phooaaarrrrrr.....
    I am starting to worry about you Max. You seem to have an unexhaustable supply of rather dodgy pics with fat people in them... mmmm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post
    I am starting to worry about you Max. You seem to have an unexhaustable supply of rather dodgy pics with fat people in them... mmmm?
    What can I say mate, I luv 'em big eh.....

    Lets take my ex girlfriend for example....jeez she was a big girl. No matter where you were in the room, she would be beside ya...!

    Once you have had fat, you will NEVER look back.....!

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    Oh dont get me wrong I am all for taking care of the non anorexics...
    It was more a noticing of the rather dodgy nature of said photos, and your seemingly abundant supply.
    As you were...I have been drinking just a wee bit tonight and may or may not be making any sense.
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    This thread has both options covered - both knackered and naked women
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Street Triple for the win!

    +1...Finally some sense!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    What can I say mate, I luv 'em big eh.....

    Lets take my ex girlfriend for example....jeez she was a big girl. No matter where you were in the room, she would be beside ya...!

    Once you have had fat, you will NEVER look back.....!
    In that case, you'll like this picture...

    Speaking of which - How do you make love to a fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the damp spot!
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    Ah naked bikes.

    hmmmmmm yes sir I like my naked bikes.

    When I was young all bikes were 'naked' then they started bringing out those fangled fairing things. Now thats the norm.

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