Most embarrassing (non-biker) incident?

**MsKABC** · 13th February 2009, 20:35

Ok Trudes, you asked for it, so here it is...

This thread no doubt has been done before, but I'm sure it's time for another version, so here goes.

Most embarrassing story? Non-bike related, just for kicks.

I'll kick off:

A few years back I used to ride a horse. I had some jodpurs, very tight, and only one pair mind, so I had to "re-cycle" them. I put them on one day for a ride, afterwards I met up with my Mum and we went into Pukekohe for a spot of shopping at the red shed. Got home and Mum was sitting on the couch behind me when she cries: "What's that in your pants???

"

You see, I had left a pair of undies inside the crumpled joddies and they were stuck on the inside of my calf, looking for all the world like some heinous, enlarged varicose vein

Still, at least the elastic in my knickers didn't break and fall down around my ankles in the supermarket when I was heavily pregnant, as happened to my good friend. She calmly stepped out of them, picked them up and put them in her handbag and exited stage-left.

**Maha** · 13th February 2009, 20:37

Getting caught by mum wanking over a picture of Lassie.

**peasea** · 13th February 2009, 20:40

Just finishing a tour of the South Island, got caught in rain around Reefton. Got the wets on but still got soaked, pulled into Nelson and got a cabin at the Tahunanui Holiday park. Ripped off as much as was decent, headed for the showers. Scrubbing up I heard female voices. Kept showering until the voices faded, left the bunker to discover; you guessed it....hairy-arsed biker in the female showers.

That's the first time I let that story out! Bugger that truth serum. (Jim Beam.)

**peasea** · 13th February 2009, 20:42

Originally Posted by Maha

Getting caught by mum wanking over a picture of Lassie.

On her back???? Wasn't that a great centrefold?

**AllanB** · 13th February 2009, 20:42

Originally Posted by MsKABC

You see, I had left a pair of undies inside the crumpled joddies .

An easy fix - do not wear undies under the jumpers. Just how do horses and camels get on together?

**MsKABC** · 13th February 2009, 20:42

Originally Posted by Maha

Getting caught by mum wanking over a picture of Lassie.

There's a word for people like you.....animal lover. Oops, 2 words

**AllanB** · 13th February 2009, 20:46

Originally Posted by Maha

Getting caught by mum wanking over a picture of Lassie.

That's a dam fine looking doggy though...........

One might say you were doing the sexy thing 'Doggy Style'......... Woof Woof.

Did mum cry out 'Down boy' when she caught you?

Maybe she just rubbed you face in it to stop you doing it again.......

Or maybe you just told mum you were 'giving the dog a bone'....

OK - I think I am done.

**MsKABC** · 13th February 2009, 20:47

Originally Posted by AllanB

That's a dam fine looking doggy though...........

One might say you were doing the sexy thing 'Doggy Style'......... Woof Woof.

Did mum cry out 'Down boy' when she caught you?

Maybe she just rubbed you face in it to stop you doing it again.......

Or maybe you just told mum you were 'giving the dog a bone'....

OK - I think I am done.

She could have smacked him with a rolled up newspaper?

**peasea** · 13th February 2009, 20:49

Originally Posted by AllanB

That's a dam fine looking doggy though...........

One might say you were doing the sexy thing 'Doggy Style'......... Woof Woof.

Did mum cry out 'Down boy' when she caught you?

Maybe she just rubbed you face in it to stop you doing it again.......

Or maybe you just told mum you were 'giving the dog a bone'....

OK - I think I am done.

As is Maha

**Trudes** · 13th February 2009, 20:49

Only got a couple, let out a massive squeaky loud fart while waiting outside the principle's office at high school.
Asked for a 'big mick" at McD's..... my mum just about wet herself laughing at the guy behind the counter's face!
Showering with a girl friend of mine in camping ground showers to save money so only pay for one shower.... only to realise half way through the shower that we didn't actually pay anything for the shower, so started laughing and carrying on as young girls will when naked in a shower together, the elderly lady who saw us exit the shower together didn't think it was so funny though!!

I don't embarrass easily, I had embarrassing friends that would take a piss anywhere and puke while continuing to walk because they wanted to get to the next pub etc.

**AllanB** · 13th February 2009, 20:51

Originally Posted by peasea

As is Maha

Probably carried on after mum left as he was teaching Lassie how to fetch...

Orrr that's sick.

**MadDuck** · 13th February 2009, 20:52

Used to do Payroll for an engineering company. Time to hand out the pays back when it was folding stuff in brown envelopes.

Damn need a pee first....yep gals always check your skirt is not tucked into of the back your undies before you walk out into the factory

**Maha** · 13th February 2009, 20:52

More akward really......

Anne caught me kissing the monitor during the KB Arse thread......

**Virago** · 13th February 2009, 20:54

Originally Posted by Maha

More akward really......

Anne caught me kissing the monitor during the KB Arse thread......

I'm sure Grahameeboy didn't mind though...

**AllanB** · 13th February 2009, 20:55

Originally Posted by Trudes

Showering with a girl friend of mine in camping ground showers to save money so only pay for one shower.... only to realise half way through the shower that we didn't actually pay anything for the shower, so started laughing and carrying on as young girls will when naked in a shower together.

Now thats a much better image to leave the site on tonight Thanks Trudes.