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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    actually..


    scrubbing..


    vigorously...

    and all that without a candle lit dinner before hand Im assuming .. such romantics

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Washing is the easy bit... vulcanising the rips isn't ...

    superglue? blutack? nails?

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    Any news on Roy & HG over there?

    I heard they were leaving the ABC and they have just vanished off air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire eyes View Post
    and all that without a candle lit dinner before hand Im assuming .. such romantics


    and let me tell you something young lady ..


    heres the deal ( you guys listen too..)

    premature ejaculation is a myth perpetrated by the drug companies.. man is supposed to spread his seed and does that quite effectively..

    women however .. do NOT need to reach climax to propagate the Species..

    therefore, i put this to you ..

    WOMEN HAVE THE PROBLEM ..... AGAIN!!!


    its not PREMATURE EJACULATION!!!.. ITS DELAYED ORGASM.. ( gristle-clit.. whatever..)

    i suggest we get the bloody drug companies to whip up a pill to make that poor gender howl like a pack of feral dogs ...then blast it all over the fucking radio when im trying to talk to clients and have you EVER tried to keep a straight face when the dude on the Rock says you have a small penis and cant please a woman ...


    /endrant
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post

    premature ejaculation is a myth perpetrated by the drug companies.. man is supposed to spread his seed and does that quite effectively..

    have you EVER tried to keep a straight face when the dude on the Rock says you have a small penis and cant please a woman ...
    Premature ejaculation is when you get booted out of the pub before closing time.....

    What are you doing , showing your penis to the dude on the rock...

    You can't please women... just satisfy them... sometimes..
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post

    You can't please women... just satisfy them... sometimes..
    bullshit.....
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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