Quote Originally Posted by racerhead View Post
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
I once espied a mate and her boyfriend in the supermarket when shopping for cat litter. For those not in the know, cat litter comes in f**k off big bags that weigh a ton. Anyway, she abandons her trolley and goes to find some falafel or similar shit so I dump the cat litter in the trolley and me+boyfriend (hers, not mine) hide round the corner and giggle like six year olds. Of course she gets back to the trolley and just stands there ... does ... not ... compute ... while we, well, continue giggling like six year olds.

Sigh. OK. I'll go get life then.

Dave