In the news: Cyclists fear the bash

[MisterD]

I've been told my ass looks good in lycra

Modelled by a horse, do you have a photo of your donkey?

[freddy72]

here we go

[nudemetalz]

Now show me a lady with curves (and no I don't mean fat) who looks good in lycra and I might think twice about retracting my statement that "there should be laws agains ALMOST anyone wearing lycra"

I tell Mrs Nudey ('cause she's a postie) that she looks good in Lycra...gets me everywhere !!!

[SARGE]

I've been told my ass looks good in lycra




Is this because your following them down a cycle lane??? if so find a nice female to follow should be more enjoyable

ok... heres the deal.. i drive around Dorkland all day .. one side to the other.. i cover from Grey Lynn to the G.I...


can i just tell you the percentage of hot supermodels wearing spandex(ITS SPANDEX FERCHRISTSAKE!!) to either hugely ripped Dan Carter wannabes or overweight mid-40something desk jockeys who think its a GREAT WAY TO GET IN SHAPE AND I SAVE MONEY TOO!!! guys..

0.00000000000023457%


hot supermodels .. O.K.

everyone else...please god ..make them stop..

[Swoop]

ok... heres the deal..

Be thankful that you do NOT cover south Auckland...

[Number One]

Guilty as charged I'm a huge big fat lard arse...SO umm your point was what? I never said OR even implied that I have a lycra worthy bod myself.

[SARGE]

Guilty as charged I'm a huge big fat lard arse...SO umm your point was what? I never said OR even implied that I have a lycra worthy bod myself.

i sure as hell dont either .. same reason i dont wear Leathers ..

i look like a condom stuffed with walnuts...

which is WHY i dont wear them

and my comment was directed more towards the males.. no real reason to grease up and slide into some cling wrap EVER for a male .. 'specially in PUBLIC!!!


think of the CHILDREN!

[Bren]

Guilty as charged I'm a huge big fat lard arse...SO umm your point was what? I never said OR even implied that I have a lycra worthy bod myself.

Aint nothin to be ashamed of havin a nice fat rump....some of us guys dig that look...Does that arse look good in leather...if so then thats all that matters!